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While crisis personnel take action and the president meets with representatives of the Kosovo Serbs, the SNS coalition partners organize a party with popular singers. In the facilities of United Serbia, the leader of that party held a press conference, with a single theme: drying the meat. He was in no mood for politics, so the questions could only be on topic.
Dried meat, pihtije, brandy, mint, Gianni, president of the Assembly, three ambassadors. The host is the leader of United Serbia. For no particular reason.
Palmi was tired of the crown, so he decided to take the glory: the Crisis General Staff, which brings measures, and the president who deals with Kosovo in Kursumlija.
“I invite Bill Gates to come to Serbia and for any host to choose, a man, an agricultural producer, and to taste what Serbian meat is,” said United Serbia leader Dragan Markovic Palma.
Before the conference, Markovic spoke about meat on Facebook. He says he only had three negative comments. So who dared?
“One from Belgrade, we check where he lives. He lives there on a street on the 12th floor. And he says: ‘what kind of dried meat in one day and where it says it stays in salt for five days, it must rest for 12 days,’ he said Palm.
We also found one who suspected the meat could go dry in a day. We don’t know where he lives, but this is what he thought before and after.
“That meat certainly can’t be rolled.” We try now. In fact, it’s not that bad, “says News journalist Max Adria Željko Veljković.
However, his “false” image of Markovic and Dacic’s Serbia is bad, or as he accurately puts it. And we find out that part of Serbia from Palma has no money.
“Especially Gianni and Ceca do not work, they do not work. And he is more famous because he bought that device to count money because his hands hurt and he has the device. However, he says that the device is no longer what it was,” adds Dragan Markovic.
And where there is pihtije, dried meat and brandy, some slips are lost.
“I can freely say to the president of the state ‘Ivi’ Aleksandar Vučić. He wanted to make a mistake by saying Ivica Dacic and then we finished,” says Palma.
And all this while the president is concerned about Kosovo, pressured from all sides. The coalition partner turned worry into joy.
“It seems to me that smoking and drying were discussed here, and that is proof that where there is smoke there are also palm trees. In that way, Palma probably became the star of the day. So that no one follows what Vučić is doing and what is painful in a way, “believes the editor of the Danas newspaper, Dragoljub Draža Petrović.
Everyone said a few words, even the Russian ambassador, using it to publicize the vaccine… or not?
“Of course, Sputnik is the best among all the vaccines out there, but when it comes to immunity, I am completely convinced that meat will give even more immunity,” said the ambassador of the Russian Federation to Serbia Aleksandar Bocan Kharchenko.
And was the event on meat drying in Terazije, in the center of Belgrade, a promotion of agriculture and villages?
“There is no peasant who does an event like this. It is not about the peasants, it is a cheap political propaganda to which the media, for decades, have been getting used to each time and giving attention to those who want attention. ”Says Zeljko Veljkovic.
We also heard that Svetlana Raznatovic Ceca does not eat much, as stated by Palma.
“Well, Dragan is joking, he likes to joke,” says Raznatovic.
“This is really sad for me,” added Zeljko Veljkovic.
And how are you?
