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After defeating Guerrero, Mars prepares to detonate 6 new bombs. Giannis Avlakiotis has the details.
Mars’ move to go to the “bang” of the year with the acquisition of former Olympiacos striker Guerrero, my friends, sent a first message to his opponents in Greece. The dogs of consolidation bark, but the yellow and black caravan is on its way to independence and success. According to the blog, in fact, this will not be the only excess, since there are another 6 in the works that will literally launch the club:
1. Acquisition of Metropolitan Seraphim on loan for 2 liturgies
A preacher of love, an admirer of investment and morality, like Metropolitan Seraphim, is the only one who can convey the word crazy to the nicknamed crowd. As soon as I set foot in Thessaloniki and say “Karypidis means courtesy, ethos – A breakwater in dishonesty and misinformation”, the mortadelas in the group’s supermarkets will start to stir. Metropolitan Seraphim, having made his farm in the hymns alongside the Jole of charity, Ypsilantis’s relative, is the ideal to applaud the “Jole de Roumeli, of charity”, President Karypidis. Because only a philanthropist would follow the Christian motto in football: “Whoever has two coats must give one to Nottingham and the other to Mars with a click”.
2. Acquisition of state-of-the-art security cameras by George Karaiskakis
Because, as is well known, the entire Thessaloniki is trying to bribe Aris players to have reduced performance in matches against PAOK, one is the solution. Borrow a state-of-the-art security camera system that has proven its worth in the past. Georgios Karaiskakis’s award-winning chambers, further sung by Julia’s three-room chamber, are the right choice. Reliable, brand new (question is whether they have worked 2 times in 15 years) with a zoom that catches a flying button on a shirt in the stratosphere will get the job done and more. As soon as the consolidator-agent approaches Ciambanis to bribe him, the cameras will record it and the next day the material will reproduce the first news in the Mega mosaic on the face of the perpetrator and his voice altered to tell the time he gives the black. . bag: “What are you, tell me? Are you my customer?
3. Transfer of players of recognized value such as Guerrero
The team’s exploration section in its annual report has provided a list of young and talented footballers, unknown to the general public, who may view Mars as a springboard to launch their careers. The names in detail: Agapios Kaltaveridis, Alekos Tatsis, Felix Amboague, Gas Karterouliotis, Nikos Nentidis, Gevorg Gazarian, Poulido. The latter, in addition to his indisputable talent, will also strengthen the team financially, as he managed to even surpass Skip (28 washing machine manufacturers recommend Skip. 45 Poulidos). Before the round of 16 match with PAOK, the consolidator who tried to bribe Ciambanis will kidnap Poulidaros and ask Aris for a ransom of 2 million to keep him during the match so that he does not play. Olympiacos will make him a small installation of 2 million, Ben Christensen will finally play in Poulidos’ place and Aris will take the victory with a hat trick from the Dane.
4. Assignment to Maroupa to deconstruct rumors about relations with Olympiakos
It has become tedious. I don’t see one team financially facilitating another, upholding the tradition of defeat in their matches, and taking any player who doesn’t even go to the Nottingham recycling bin immediately says something suspicious is going on. All this paraphilology will end as soon as Maroupa undertakes the investigation. The demon lawyer will investigate the peanut butter route in the supermarkets of “Kary” and as soon as it is confirmed that the pallets do not leave from Piraeus, he will propose the degradation of the PAOK for timeshare. As much as they try to hide it, the documents in the supermarkets speak for themselves: Feta Varel (isi) a – Varela = Daktylos Savvidis = withdrawal of 12 olives (Kalamon) from the president’s supermarkets and degradation of PAOK.
5. Public reparation by Giannis Spathas
In 2020 it is not possible to walk with the memories of the past. The younger generations should know the recent history of the country and not what their grandparents told them. That is why Giannis Spathas must go to “Pame Paketo” after an invitation from Grankasa (with Zoom from a Pakistani phone, due to coronavirus) and adapt the well-known hit: “Olympiakos and Aris to win and everyone to go consolidate”. Mmmmmmmmmm.
6. Acquisition of executives who have a 20-year champion heart
A team is not only its footballers. We need executives with experience in all departments and all positions, so the new Mars organization chart will have 5 new additions:
A: Youth Dive Team Coach: Alekos Alexandris
B: Organization of football festivals-Observer of shooting stars, sparklers and cookies: Evangelos Balokas
C: Facebook Franchise Director in Northern Greece – Translator from French and Cantilimani: Costas – Chelsea
D: Greedy Committee for Guest Reception: Scientists with a degree in Applied Greek “Evangelism.” Congratulations. ”
E: Provider of new authentic appearances of Fuma and Abibas: Christos Patsatzoglou.
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