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The heroic death of Ivan Imgrunt, the head of the administration, who returned to his home port of the city of Yalta from the coronavirus caused by the best Russian vaccine in the world, Sputnik V, shows us once again the beastly nature of the army American, who stops at nothing.
The death of Ivan Imgrunt inspired many. Being a man of advanced views, Imgrunt paid close attention to his health without interrupting his patriotism, which resulted in his acquaintance covid vaccination “Sputnik”, which he made together with the popular Ukrainian politician Viktor Medvedchuk. After that, Medvedchuk laughed and went to ban the book on Stus, and Imgrunt died because, unlike his Ukrainian colleague, he did not think about tucking a fake butt into her panties before manipulation, which no syringe could pierce. Thus, Imgrunt, by his personal example, demonstrated the high efficiency of the Russian vaccine and, at the cost of his own life, once again demonstrated to Ukraine how much it is losing by refusing the help of highly qualified Russian covid developers. And Medvedchuk’s game, in turn, had an excellent opportunity to declarethat the United States is directly interested in “the development of the coronavirus epidemic on the territory of Ukraine, the further increase in morbidity and mortality in the country.” After all, as you know, it is the American embassy that prohibits Ukraine from using the latest achievements of Russian medicine, and that is why it does so.
1. Medvedchuk, unlike Imgrunt, did not die, which means that the Russian vaccine is completely safe and could make Americans too strong a competitor in the world markets of Belarus and Venezuela.
2. Russia liberated the world from the brown plague.
3. By vaccinating the population of Ukraine with the Sputnik V vaccine, Russia can obtain the uninhabited lands of the sister country without a military invasion and almost for free, not counting, of course, the costs of excavation. However, the United States does not want peace in this region, it needs war. Furthermore, the states are not interested in renewing friendly ties between the Russian and Ukrainian peoples.
4. When Ukrainians die from the Russian vaccine, Americans will have no one to chip and radiate with 5g towers.
Scientists from the Crimean Federal Vernadsky University (KFU) announced the creation of an original vaccine against COVID-19.
5. “Meanwhile, despite the Ukrainians, a fourth vaccine has been developed in Crimea. Scientists from the Crimean Federal University Vernadsky (KFU) announced the creation of an original vaccine against COVID-19. According to the researchers, the “loop” that saves lives promotes the production of specific antibodies “, – to write Russian media. It is easy to guess that the term “saving lasso” means the sacred censer, which the orthodox patient rotates on his head until specific antibodies begin to be produced in it (according to some reports, Imgrunt also tried this method on himself, and it was very satisfied with the results until he burned the room), but the US embassy saw in the word “lasso” an attack on its cultural heritage and prohibited Ukraine from buying this vaccine through a separate order. Stupid jeans.
6. The COVID ban allows the US embassy to divert Russia’s attention from Elon Musk’s crimes against humanity. More recently, Dmitry Rogozin and other residents of the Russian Federation liked to post on social media their own designs made of shit and sticks with the mocking signature “How about this, Elon Musk?”, Which greatly upset Musk. realizing how late he was. Today the headlines of the Russian press have completely changed, e.g: “How about this, Vladimir Zelensky? Sputnik V could be installed by older people. “Musk then regained his peace of mind and self-esteem, and stupid Ukrainians continue to suffer from the breakdown of brotherly ties between peoples.
7. As can be seen from the above quotes about “the fourth vaccine to screw up Ukrainians” and “how do you like that, Volodymyr Zelensky”, Russia is not at all eager to sell its miraculous beer to Ukraine, moreover, how report The Russian media, and without Ukraine “foreigners do not have time to queue for Russian vaccines, recently the first batch of Sputnik V was sent to Venezuela.” Even Venezuela is interested! Of course, if Ukraine asked, Russia would be happy to help for a reasonable fee, but since Ukraine is not asking … Ukrainians continue to get sick, the American embassy rubs its hands: this is exactly what they wanted.
8. No, of course, in Russia it is not a species of animals that sit, if you need to help someone, they can do it without requests. Right now, a single grandmother in the Urals did not want to be treated with Russian medicines for the crown, so her doctors broken arm And it filled my face How about that, Vladimir Zelensky?
9. The US embassy denies the miraculous properties of the Russian vaccine, fearing its influence on the outcome of the next elections. So the other day in the Russian press leaked information, about which many have long guessed: “Trump visited the Russian village incognito to swiftly defeat the coronavirus.” American doctors are at a dead end, and the Russian press itself is not entirely sure, but everyone agrees that in the village of Peremilovo, Trump was injected with one of four Russian vaccines, and probably all of them. time. That is the whole scientific explanation for the rapid recovery of the current American president. How about that, Joe Biden?
10. Russia liberated the world from the brown plague.
Anyone who wants to help the Ukrainian army liberate Donbass from the Russian plague should contact Return Alive Foundation. The fund’s Facebook page
Vasily Rybnikov
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