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The satirist who managed to give thoughts a laconic, sarcastic and absolutely complete form has died.
Odessa-born satirist Mikhail Zhvanetsky died on November 6 at the age of 86. A month before that, he left the stage, considering that he could no longer perform.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky’s colleagues and friends call him a unique writer, a genius, whose sharp and brilliant words helped to live and rejoice. Correspondent.net remember the best quotes.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky: Best Quotes
– And humor is life. This is the state. This is not a joke. This is a spark in the eyes, this is falling in love with the interlocutor and wanting to laugh to tears.
– Never exaggerate the stupidity of enemies and the loyalty of friends.
– Our freedom is what we do when nobody sees. Elevator walls, train station toilets, wheels of other people’s cars …
– Better belly for beer than hump for work.
– And suddenly, in an unexpected way, between the rain and the mud, between unknown fierce people, between the lack of money and a lot of debt, I found myself in a good mood and pleasant memories.
– The role of women in our life is very simple: to excite and calm.
– All people are brothers, but not all by reason.
– I wake up. I tested the body, everything works.
This is called charging.
Then I start to wear it out for pleasure!
Life is the wear and tear of the organism through pleasure.
– If they tell you that you are a multifaceted person, do not get your hopes up. Maybe it means that you are a bastard, a bastard and a parasite at the same time.
– It is not enough to know your own value, you must also be in demand.
– Life is short. And you have to be able to do it. You have to be able to put down a bad movie. Throw a bad book. Stay away from a bad person. Many of them.
– Why do we shout “go” and whisper “come”? When it should be the other way around.
– You want everything at once, but you get nothing gradually.
– Are you happy? At different times, you answered this question in different ways, but always in the negative.
– Our mother always washed, and we always got dirty … And what a fuss … Five want to write, one wants herring. What books, what notebooks? .. I also received a very successful education, I repaired the primus.
– What do we need, Yuzik? .. So that our children have a little more happiness than us.
“If you’re arguing with an idiot, he’s probably doing the same.
– How much money is needed in capitalism, so many acquaintances in socialism.
– I’ve studied you a lot. Only I know what to kiss, for you to shut up, and what to push, for you to start talking.
“Let no one remain now,” he said and approached the enemies, spreading his arms. The enemies greeted him like a native. And he had no one worse than friends.
– It is a great joy to see a true heroic and bloody life and not participate in it.
– Why are we fighting all our lives? To come at night, go to bed, hug his wife, listen: “Misha, is that you?” I discovered!
– Everyone fights against mold, although we must fight against humidity.
– We’re all getting high now! First, we have completely divided into republics. Although we have a single economic, political, half-hungry and hospitable space, there is no shit in this space and there are no trains running. Airplanes exceed this space, trying not to land. But now we are all divided into republics. Everything was set by customs. Because in one republic there is no meat, in another there is no fish, in the third there is no bread. And we want to know where what is not is, and we want to consolidate this position.
– Thinking is so difficult, that’s why most people judge.
– He does not answer a single question, although he looks personable, which has earned universal respect.
– “In the 1998 encyclopedic dictionary, on page 396, between” zhvali “and” ruminants “there is” Zhvanetsky Settlement of the Trypillian culture near the village of the same name in Ukraine. Khmelnytsky region, defensive wall, remains of houses and two-tier potteries. “So a thousand excuses, who am I? Besides being Jewish. Of course, Ukrainian.”
– It’s okay if they laugh at you. It’s so much worse when people cry for you.
– The meaning of the songs is close to rock art.
– “What distinguishes Russia from Ukraine for the worse is the angry population for some reason.” Russia is for Russians! “… You tell me – you can hear here:” Ukraine is for Ukrainians! “?”
– It is better to be silent and seem like a fool than to speak and leave no doubts about it.
– Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.
– Ugh, God! .. Those were the times. The only similarity is that before they were not invited to Lviv and now they are not invited. But, apparently, for different reasons.
– Whoever finds the exit is trampled first.
– If your relatives or friends do not call you for a long time, then everything is fine with them.
– What is our life: if you don’t get used to it, you die, if you don’t die, you get used to it.
– A person’s character can be judged by the way he behaves towards those who cannot be of use to him, as well as those who cannot give him back.
“It is better to make love with love than to make love with difficulty.
– Life is like a piano: white key, black key … cover.
– All the greats have died a long time, and I’m not well either.
– There are no happy endings. If it is happy, then it is not the end.
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