The Texas Rangers have a new stadium.
It looks like a roasting pan. One of those disposable aluminum pans that you buy for a Thanksgiving turkey. Except it’s the other way around.
Twitter had a picnic with that.
The Rangers released an exaggerated video for Globe Life Field on Tuesday. Be sure to turn it “up”.
Twitter largely ignored the over-the-top music imported from a ’90s spa waiting room, rather than opting to enjoy the winery / gas grill / industrial revolution look.
As you can see here, reality did not live up to the artist’s representation.
Most of these speak for themselves.
I still hadn’t seen exterior shots of the new Rangers Ballpark.
Holy cow, is this ugly? It looks like a road salt warehouse. pic.twitter.com/bCGPH1Z2co
– Kevin Kaduk, Midway Minute (@KevinKaduk) June 24, 2020
The view from inside is a little better. (AP Photo / LM Otero)
Say what you want about the design, but if there is ever a nuclear disaster in the field, they can immediately contain it pic.twitter.com/dybRBK8Nmv
– Rob Arthur (@No_Little_Plans) June 24, 2020
Silver Kanye approves.
Sometimes Twitter is a good place. This is one of those moments.
