“America, thank you so much! We did it!” “By opening various NBC shows,” said Kerry’s president-elect. “Can you believe it? I honestly can’t do one kind of thing. It’s been so long since something good happened.”
Kerry told Biden he would probably take it forever, but now he “never felt so alive.”
“What I don’t have is the next irony That Alive, ”he said.
Kerry also told Biden that he would be president of all Americans.
“Whether you’re from a liberal state like California, or a conservative state like Oklahoma, or a bursting hot mess like Florida,” he said.
Then Kerry’s new president-elect brought out his running mate to speak.
Rudolph’s Harris said, “To all the girls looking black and brown right now, I want to say this – your mom laughs a lot tonight because she’s drunk.” “And the reason he’s crying is because he’s drunk. Your mom goes away all night to dance, laughing, crying, crying.”
But “SNL.” Not only did Biden and Harris show victory speeches, he also checked with the President’s “exempt” speech or Alex Baldwin’s Donald Trump for his lack of it.
“Thank you for coming to see my victory speech tonight,” said President Trump of Baldwin. “Anyone who dies halfway through Tuesday knows, I was re-elected President of the United States.”
Baldwin’s Trump then said the election was being stolen from him.
“Let’s hear it. Stop counting! Stop counting!” Baldwin’s Trump was told he was not ahead in the race. “What’s that? I’m behind. Count all the votes!”
He then vowed to fight the election results to the bitter end.
“This is not goodbye, America,” he said. “See you in court!”
Eventually, the sketch went back to Carina Rena Biden and Rudolph’s Harris, who said that like President Trump they accept the results of this election.
“We have to act kindly in victory,” Kerry told Biden. “We need to move forward together. Unfortunately, there are situations in life, and this is one of them, where the winner must be and …”
Carrie’s Biden paused
Carrie Biden said in the voice of Carrey’s classic S Ventura character, “A looooooozer.”
Biden’s Carrie, Rudolph’s Harris and Baldwin’s Trump then opened the show by signing the show’s signature catch line, saying, “Live … from New York! It’s Saturday night!”
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