The currency of revelation
In a glowing display of the company’s priorities in order, Oreo says he has built a solid vault in Norway to protect his cookies from revelation.
Especially, C.N.E.T. Reports, the stunt is the answer to the “election day asteroid” that is to pass close to Earth on November 2, do not take into account that the planet is no danger to anyone on Earth – there are cookies to save! And, well, marketing will be offered.
Frosting Shelter
In a promotional video full of dramatic performances in anticipation of a catastrophic film, Oreo explains that the idea came from someone. Tweeted on the brand Asking who would save Orios in the event of an estroid effect.
Now, according to the video, the small concrete bunker – which draws inspiration from other doomsday shelters in the area, including the Seed Vault – has a collection of cookies filled with iconic cream and a copy of the recipe.
“As an added precaution, Orio packs are wrapped in malar, which can withstand temperatures from -80 degrees to 300 degrees Fahrenheit and is impervious to chemical reactions, moisture and air, keeping cookies fresh and safe for years to come,” the Oreo announcement said. Per CNET.
Clear skies
Needless to say, Orios will be just right inside the shelter. And the rest of us will probably be fine too.
Like CNET According to reports, the “election day” asteroid has a 0.41 percent chance – it’s one of 244 – to even graze the Earth’s atmosphere. And even if it does, it will disintegrate quickly and safely before it comes close to hurting anyone.
read more: Reo has set its cookies in the asteroid-proof Doomsday Vault [CNET]
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