Fashionist!
There are 17 new minutes of Shadow Warrior 3 I play today and you probably know exactly what to expect from it. Lo Wang prepares too much “demon tartar” with a katana, some weapons and his Bullet storm-like kick. Lo Wang responds to one of Zilla’s proverbs with “The older the asshole is, the louder the horn sounds.” Warrior of the shadows It does not surprise anyone with a tonal change towards serious and respectful.
However, we should be surprised by Lo Wang’s slow build towards the fashionista with each passing game. On the 2013 reboot, she dresses in the official Ninja-Assassin uniform, a sort of all-black skin-tight outfit. In the sequel, wear the same outfit but with more buckles and studs. Does that make it more modern I guess?
But the third time is definitely the charm. In Shadow Warrior 3, Lo Wang has a red bomber jacket with a yellow horizontal stripe. It’s the first thing that caught my eye in this very long video, and then it’s all I could think of for the next 16 minutes and 45 seconds. Can you imagine him going like 300 miles an hour in a Ducati? Can you imagine him cutting off a bunch of heads without a bloodstain? Yes.
The Lo Wang Bomber Jacket is the incremental quality upgrade we look for with every passing game in a series. Returning should have started selling these things yesterday. I bet the zipper never gets stuck.
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