Martha Stewart’s sensual Instagram pool selfie is already taking on a life of its own on the Internet.
Stewart’s selfie, which gained a lot of attention for how extra it was, received a comment from Chelsea Handler.
Handler wrote:
“I am here to drink [Martha Stewart’s] swimming class.”
“If I look so good at 78, I’d better have a bunch to brag about.”
Then he copied Stewart’s selfie …
… with one of yours.
However, former model Stewart had some tips for the controller …
… about his pool and his face.
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Stewart replied:
“Dear Chelsea, I am so happy that you liked my post enough to emulate it. I think my pool is a little prettier than yours and my facial expression is a bit more relaxed.”
However, you are a beautiful girl and F *** ING too young to emulate me. Carry on with your comedy, your humor, and your amazing ability to rally around your political liberals. “
“We need it! I love Martha.”
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… Well dang!
Why did Martha read it like this 😭😂 https://t.co/xWN2yUdo2W
– ℭ (@ ℭ ) 1595508228.0
@xhersian Martha has been feeling since meeting the pool boy https://t.co/i5lzg5gkV7
– Defund The Police (@Defund The Police) 1595512827.0
@xhersian “Too young to emulate”. They both look around the same age here, though https://t.co/wsviAIRwud
– moody bitch🌦 (@moody bitch🌦) 1595514167.0
@xhersian @ct_jg if there’s something older people do right, it’s heinous compliments
– tropical storm hannah (@tropical storm hannah) 1595511645.0
@xhersian 😂I didn’t think Martha was that wild
– BiggieTang (@BiggieTang) 1595512317.0
@xhersian @naynanjani Martha has always been a bada **. Why do you think she was thrown in prison when the 50, xxx, xxx … https://t.co/Rz0rexQWI8
– Midwestener for Harris – ⚖️ 😷 (@Midwestener for Harris – ⚖️ 😷) 1595518649.0
Stewart is a teacher at lovingly roasting anyone, as she is shown time and time again.
Roast of Justin Bieber – Martha Stewart – Changing lives for the better
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Martha Stewart puts on the stand – Asado de Bruce Willis
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Truly.
Wild.
@xhersian “continue your comedy” will be my new clapback when someone tries to act strangely around me
– Flaiehme Mannejhedd (@Flaiehme Mannejhedd) 1595527532.0
@xhersian Martha is a boss though. She has been in that multi-million dollar girl club for a minute now. She is her own lane … https://t.co/AW7RBlJQsP
– Rob Dean (@Rob Dean) 1595519437.0
@jermesz That part, she snatched that girl all the way up up https://t.co/kYHGNdyKos
– ℭ (@ ℭ ) 1595527347.0
@xhersian Dragged, read and gathered. I loved https://t.co/SPbM4L8vJo
– Jada side piece (@ Jada side piece) 1595513056.0
@xhersian Never forget that time she dragged Gwyneth’s divorce announcement into her magazine 🥴 https://t.co/vHx76X8WsI
– Vyle Bitchards (@Vyle Bitchards) 1595515161.0
Martha Stewart’s roast of Handler’s pool selfie isn’t as wild as it could have gotten, but it still had a good dose of shade.
@Xhersian Martha’s pool is huge. Let’s face it, if it weren’t for Snoop, would anyone give him one about Martha? No. … https://t.co/CONSnuPlGu
– TheeCannabish (@TheeCannabish) 1595514886.0
@xhersian Yo Martha hit her with a good read with class ole💀💀I am weak🤣 https://t.co/MzPiecCrcG
– Richard THEE Yarrell🔑☝🏽🌟 (@Richard THEE Yarrell🔑☝🏽🌟) 1595514954.0
@xhersian “I think my pool is a little prettier than yours” The savagery of white women is so good when they light each other up
– Ben Philippe (@Ben Philippe) 1595523078.0
We really live in the shade.
Especially when it’s bigger and nicer than a pool.
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