The big letter came from the sidelines: the strangest ideas on party programs

Here are excerpts from batch programs.

The way to courage

“The personality of a person is rooted in a higher spiritual order that transcends the dimensions of their physical and social existence,” the party philosophizes on the program.

In addition, he promises to pay money for children to all families, “showing solidarity with those who still do not have children and those whose children have already grown up with families that raise children.”

“Society rightly demands the care and upbringing of children in families, demands parental responsibility, but it must also bear the costs of raising children in families,” the party declares, but does not calculate how much it would cost or explain what he specifically intended.

Freedom and justice

“We fully support the principle of freedom of expression and assembly. Guaranteeing human rights is particularly important for the full spiritual well-being of people. This must be addressed by monitoring the laws adopted from the aspect of respecting and guaranteeing human rights,” it reads in the match program.

Freedom Party

The Freedom Party was concerned about ecology.

“We will encourage the secondary use of appliances by providing a financial incentive or tax relief to those who choose to repair them,” he writes. The party does not announce on what basis it is convinced that the majority of Lithuanians simply throw away damaged appliances and do not attempt to repair them.

Lithuanian People’s Party

“Legalize the ancient natural Lithuanian worldview. The strength of the nation lies in the unity of civil rights and duties ”, writes the Popular Party, but it does not explain what this Lithuanian worldview is and how it would legitimize it.

Union of the Fatherland – Lithuanian Christian Democrats

The Conservatives promise: “We will ensure that experts from various fields become members of the Rifle Union.” The party does not explain how the Seimas or the government could guarantee this.

Center-nationalist party

„We will strengthen the constitutional status of the Lithuanian language as a state language, its expression in the public space, ”the party writes, but does not explain how it could be done, because the Constitution already establishes the status of the state language for the Lithuanian language.

National Association

The party promises: “Eliminate the dependent mentality and reduce benefits for alcoholics who do not seek help, the permanently unemployed and older mothers who do not know the fathers of children.” Going back to the 19th century?

Lithuanian Polish Election Campaign – Union of Christian Families

“Actions aimed at assimilating people belonging to national minorities against their will and actions that provoke national changes in territories inhabited by national minorities are not allowed,” the party writes. Its program does not specify whether this means that people of Lithuanian nationality cannot move to areas inhabited by national minorities.

Lithuanian Social Democratic Labor Party

“The impact of technology on society and its structure must be at the center of the political agenda. Not everyone yet understands the speed of artificial intelligence and biotechnology, but feels that the future leaves some people behind. The intertwining of mystery words (globalization, blockchains, genetic engineering, artificial intelligence, computer learning, big data algorithms) can be suspect to the average person because none of these words speak of it.

How can it remain relevant to the world of cyborgs and network algorithms? People are increasingly concerned about declining economic worth, social status, and self-esteem. It would be prudent to spend no less money and time to improve human consciousness than that allocated to the development of artificial intelligence, ”the party announces, but does not yet reveal how much money could be allocated in the state budget to improve consciousness.

Intergenerational Solidarity Union – Cohesion for Lithuania

The strangest thing is that the party has not prepared the program at all.

Lithuania – for everyone

“We, LITHUANIA, the list of ALL the elections to the Seimas of the Republic of Lithuania in 2020, we request the consent of the Lithuanian people so that after the elections the windows of the Seimas, the revocation mechanism of the entire Seimas of the Republic of Lithuania must be established by referendum, “the party writes. Sounds like a threat.

The liberal movement

The Liberal Movement writes: “Every citizen of the Republic of Lithuania is the full host of the Lithuanian state and is free to choose his nationality and religion.” Well, normally people don’t choose a nationality.

Union of Greens and Peasants of Lithuania

“We are not a party that lives in terms of terms and programs dedicated to them. Our priority is the constant development of the country in the long term. We demonstrated this during this period by creating strategic documents for the development of the state: the National Plan of Progress for 2021-2030 and the DNA Plan for the Future Economy of Lithuania. According to this plan, only for the implementation of long-term investments until 2021. about 6.3 billion euros will be allocated by the end of which new and additional investments will amount to € 2.2 billion, the remaining € 4.1 billion, €: accelerated investments already planned.

These two documents, as well as our Government’s renewed National Action Plan for Energy and Climate for 2021-2030, which provides for Lithuania’s actions in the next decade in the fight against climate change, are our electoral program, towards which We are moving forward in 2020. Seimas elections “, – announces LVŽS. The party seems to have been slow to draft the program and has appropriated the documents prepared by the government.

Party of the Greens

“Lithuania without fossil fuels since 2040. Our goal is a gradual but rapid elimination of the use of oil, coal, gas and unsafe fission energy from uranium and the transition to modern renewable energy (solar, wind, biomass / biofuels, water, subsoil, etc.) and related technologies in energy, transport, industry and agriculture “, promise the Greens. Well, there are only 20 years to wait.

Christian union

The Christian Union writes: “Any other form of two men, women or other non-viable formations cannot be an alternative to the family. Science knows no human race other than man and woman. Therefore, it is the duty of all of us in all laws to put man back on her feet, not on her head, as we do now.

Women and men are equally interesting and important. Lithuania should strive to educate more responsible and responsible men and women. Living together, they should not unite, as the liberals and the left suggest, but complement and enrich each other. “

Furthermore, according to the party, the principles of freedom and equality create equal opportunities for people to optimally realize their innate qualities.

“Life should not be just a struggle for existence, but a multifaceted solidarity: strong support for the survival of the weak, the latter provide opportunities for the strong to work and win,” he explains. As if everything is clear: what is promising and what is not, for whom is it destined to work and earn, and for whom only to receive benefits, all that remains is to be upside down.

Party labor

“We will create an effective tick control program,” promises the Labor Party, although scientists doubt that chemical tick control can be effective. If successful, the Labor Party will likely be a serious contender for the Nobel Prize.

Lithuanian Social Democratic Party

In the program, the Social Democrats talk about relations with Belarus: “We have a history and the longest border with this country. We do not benefit when this country is isolated internationally, it is subject to sanctions. This only further increases his dependence on Russia, the repressive nature of his regime. We must look for points of contact in cooperation in various fields, especially the economy, the environment, culture, health, transportation, as well as in the development of contacts between people. “

The party should warn its chairman Gintautas Paluckas about heretical thoughts, as it is still on August 11. advocated sanctions.

“Political sanctions would definitely work,” he told BNS at the time.