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Photo 10Former Ministers of National Defense and Foreign Relations Raimundas Karoblis and Linas Linkevičius. Photo of Elta
Let us learn to gracefully betray the loyal clapper or statesmen. Or let’s laugh. We expected more from Gitan. It is not a complete banal. Rejecting likes or dislikes, what is surprising here? Some export chilled poultry abroad and the Presidency will export chilled ambassadors. It simply did not specify at what temperature it was heated and at what temperature it needed to cool. To avoid climatic catastrophes, flood the Pacific islands and not exterminate elephants in Africa.
Now it is clear why Raimundas Karoblis too hot is not suitable for ambassadors in Western Europe. That its thawed climate doesn’t raise ocean levels and flood the Netherlands. Because to whom will a note of protest against the outburst of such an ambassador be sent? EU member states drowning? Ogi we will answer you. Lithuania. Therefore, we will not send hot Lithuanian ambassadors to the hottest parts of the world, but cold-blooded penguins. Trained properly. To serve your credentials with spikes.
It is now clear why Lithuania does not currently have an ambassador to Australia, Turkey or the United States. Because it’s already hot there. The forests are burned every year. Our people whistle on the beaches every year before the coronavirus pandemic in Turkish resorts. It won’t even send additional diplomatic ovens to those hot spots around the world. On behalf of the State of Lithuania. And why does Lithuania, without an ambassador to the United States, have an ambassador to the Russian Federation? Maybe he’s just playing that Russians are scared, and actually more scared of Americans? No, because of the Russian winter. To cool ours.
If the president announces to the public that a healthy person is not suitable for him, let him seek out the sick in hospitals. Linas Linkevčius, R. Karoblis and Eimutis Misiūnas are probably healthy and drunk men. So its temperature is 36.6 to 37 degrees Celsius. This is exactly the temperature of a healthy person. So what do men do? Slide in the fridge to chill more? Putting cold compresses on your forehead? In this case, the Presidency should write instructions on how much to cool. And what device to measure political temperature. And how long to refrigerate. Even the package insert tells you what temperature to store at. And which state institution must write to the Presidency a certificate that the object that claims to be an ambassador is already properly refrigerated and suitable for transport. Without completing these procedures, without launching a tender for the Ambassador Logistics service, it is not really appropriate to export our refrigerated products.
G. Nausėda’s predecessor liked to chase his subordinates and keep secret certificates. Anyone in the civilized world has some kind of paperwork if we have a thermometer. Although perhaps the next president or president after G. Nausėda will determine the value of the ambassador by measuring his blood pressure. You have eye pressure.
I have always thought that political cold, like the Cold War, means the deterioration of cross-border relations. If some foreign ambassador presented our credentials to our president with a distorted face, we would realize that relations between the states are tense, cold. Isn’t that what G. Nausėda wants our people to communicate with distorted faces? Without human warmth?
Also, I have no idea how the political temperature of a social worker can affect the political temperature of a Democratic president of the United States. And all the political temperatures our ambassador would interact with. Political scientists should consult with the fire department. Explain which members of political parties are flammable like phosphorus. And which batches emit more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, the fines. It smokes like infernal chimneys and can only be put out with four tanker trucks, two cars, two brigades and a special fire escape ladder. After breaking the roof of the party and evacuating the lials from the party.
A lesson for ministers: be it G. Nausėda’s most zealous promoter or any other jealous statesman, this man will continue to betray. It is not worth going to the mountains together. Even Kaunas Žaliakalnis. Henytė – and he did not betray his “chebra”. And Dalia of Lithuania pulled her loyal Daiva from the clutches of the prosecutor’s office. And what do we see now? Gitan’s thankless problem. Can we talk about something sustainable, loyal team of the Presidency?
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