Roy Keane hates Manchester United, Rashford, using names and …

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Publication date: Tuesday, November 3, 2020 12:10

So who is this week’s jerk?

It is, of course, Roy Maurice Keane, for whom all football since 2006 is an affront that makes him very angry.

What have you done?

I really got really mad. Tellingly, of all the things that make Roy Keane very angry, nothing infuriates him as much as Manchester United losing to Arsenal. It’s still 2003 at Roy World and this is still the biggest event in the country.

From Manchester United wet flannel from a performance Against Arsenal on Sunday he was always likely to send Keane over the edge and he proved it, the great man incessantly insisting on the lack of leaders and players who were unwilling to “roll up their sleeves” for Manchester United. Featured Marcus Rashford which was ridiculous in itself, but also extraordinarily tin-eared. However, you almost found yourself admiring that part, specifically due to Keane’s refusal to read the room like a soy boy would have.

It couldn’t be addressed how the absence of lead by example warrior-ballers of blood and thunder who had hampered United so much hadn’t stopped Arsenal from running absolute circles around them for 90 minutes, maybe, and this is just an assumption, because I have absolutely revealed everything else that I had said was nothing more than boiling water.

However, he had criticism of Arsenal, and it was even more spectacular than his scathing United. While other lesser minds may have thought that Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang would be firmly in his coach’s good books after scoring the winning goal that gave the Gunners their first Premier League victory at Old Trafford in nearly 15 years. and ended a harrowingly long record with no wins against all. fellow Big Sixers, Keane knew best. Aubameyang, 31, had showed scandalous disrespect to Mikel Arteta, 38, referring to him as “Mikel”, which is literally his name, instead of “gaffer” or “boss” or “Bertie Big Bollocks” as a real footballer would have done.

At times like these, you scratch your head and wonder why Keane’s managerial career went so bad.

Any previous?

Almost none, unless you recount everything he’s ever said on television and any number of things that happened during his playing career. If nothing else, it’s at least completely consistent in the importance of players showing respect to managers, with no high-profile examples disproving this notion in existence.

Mitigation?

Manchester United really was absolutely awful. Again.

So what happens next?

United will win a couple of games, then lose one in a tame and bland way and the big dance will begin once more.

Mourinho corner

Jose in good shape this week. We have not mentioned your Instagram account so far, but it’s one of the best things about this season. The defeat of the Europa league (Europey?) At Royal Antwerp sparked this classic of the genre.

Here are obvious things. The glasses. Monogrammed luggage. Speaking of “everyone” in what is clearly an empty bus, but mainly it is the fact that adult human José Mourinho has coerced another adult human to take this photograph. We have spent most of the last four days thinking about little more than the conversation that led up to this.

Mourinho returned to a more mischievous form after the 2-1 victory over Brighton. Gareth Bale’s winning goal prompted José to tell reporters that he was going to “Go to Safari and see the reaction on the Madrid websites.”

This is Jose in his prime. And on a semi-serious note it bodes well for the Spurs – we haven’t seen much of this Jose in the last five years, but this is a reminder that he still knows how to pronounce a line when the mood calls for it, and the specificity of naming the search engine is a fantastic touch that really elevates the joke. He’s in a happy place, despite that bus ride across Europe, studiously sad. Basically what we are saying is that Spurs are going to win the league, and this line was the moment that made it clear.

Dishonorable mentions

Tony Cascarino and all the speech around diving.

Prick of the Week Hall of Fame

No. 7: Monday 5.30pm PPV
No. 6: Pickford, Richarlison et al.
No. 5: The Big Six
No 4: Deadline
No. 3: David Elleray
No. 2: Frank Lampard
No. 1: Jose Mourinho

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