How did Man United achieve such transfer wizardry?

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How did Man United make this transfer? It must be the elegant London offices …

Must go faster
Fresh from the impressive signing of Donny van de Beek, the Manchester evening news they are really very dizzy. And there is no one more giddy than Samuel Luckhurst, who is pouring a lot of love into United for making this transfer. Yet did they? If you are thinking ‘offering the asking price’ then you are a fool …

José Mourinho came to refer to him as ‘the tall guy’ and that description is perhaps all that Matt Judge shares with Jeff Goldblum. To paraphrase one of Goldblum’s immortal appointments, Manchester United have found a way to finalize a transfer while negotiating for another player.

It is like magic. It’s not as “magical” as taking the “I just say life, uh … find a way” quote from Jurassic Park and using it to blow Matt Judge’s ass for doing what every other club in the Premier League does. they run every summer. , but it’s near.

Have you ‘found a way’ to do two things at once ?! What a hero! It will never catch on.

‘Judge is’ in the face of coal’, probing agents and assessing how eager a player is to join United. He met with Jude Bellingham and his family in March and, last week, United abandoned their individual strategy to make a deal for Donny van de Beek without ending lengthy discussions about Jadon Sancho. ‘

Hmmm. The discussion falls a bit when you remember that Jude Bellingham and Jadon Sancho are currently Borussia Dortmund players.

It would surely be completely ridiculous no make a deal for a wanted player just because Sancho hasn’t signed yet. This is like praising a man for going for much-needed s *** instead of waiting on the table for a dinner that may or may not be ready because he has only offered half the price.

“Unlike the negotiators of yesteryear, Judge doesn’t have to face drab freeways or meet in gas station cafes. United has the luxury of a luxurious office opposite London’s Green Park station, where Judge, the head of corporate development, welcomes brokers and a player. The Stratton Street base, located next to Langan’s and just down the street from The Ritz and Fortnum and Mason’s in Piccadilly, was where Fred signed his documentation in 2018. ‘

Right. Three paragraphs and we’re already at the stage of praising a man for his office space. Neil Ashton is a genuine genius.

Toad to hell
‘GARETH BALE sent a desperate plea to Premier League clubs to end their hell at Real Madrid’, is a rather daring back cover from Sun.

‘Desperate’? ‘Hell’?

The man earns (according to The Sun) 650,000 pounds a week and has made it clear, as is his right, that he will not accept a pay cut to leave Real Madrid. If it were really “hell,” we’re pretty sure you’d take a little hit with the kind of absurd money you’ll never be able to spend.

As it stands, there is no Premier League that agrees to pay Gareth Bale £ 650,000 a week now, or even half that amount, and his agent has made it clear that he will not be loaned out (“the best players in the world will not comes out on loan ”). So unless Real Madrid pays for the remaining two years of his contract, Bale will remain at Real Madrid.

“Gareth is fine. He has two years left on his contract. ” Bale’s agent Jonathan Barnett said in July. “She likes living in Madrid and is not going anywhere.”

It sounds hellish.

Find the difference
A man who leaves Madrid is James Rodríguez. AND The Sun Website got the scoop …

‘James Rodríguez seen in the London restaurant of Willian and Luiz when the failure of Real Madrid approaches the transfer of Everton’

‘Stained’? The man posed for some damn photos.

Red warning
It’s fair to say that Dean Henderson has ‘thrown down the gauntlet’ (Daily mirror) and that he ‘hopes to be goalkeeper number one’ (Sun) at Manchester United this season, but this is a reach on the last page of the Daily mail:

“DEAN HENDERSON has warned Manchester United that they will look to leave if it is clear that he will be David De Gea’s second goalkeeper.”

Will? Or have you actually said quite sensibly that you would look for another loan move? Which is not actually a warning, but is closer to a promise, since Daily mail They themselves told us less than a month ago that “United is likely to keep David de Gea and Sergio Romero while they send Henderson on loan again.”

As they even predicted that Henderson would be given better terms to protect its value before such a loan, Mediawatch is not entirely sure that someone at United will cringe at a ‘warning’ that will likely leave them exactly where they expected.

LIVE and direct
‘Arsenal transfer news LIVE: Lionel Messi impact on Philippe Coutinho deal, Houssem Aouar talks’ is a headline in the Mirror football site.

So what is this new LIVE development in the ‘Philippe Coutinho deal’ that isn’t really an ongoing deal? In fact, it is so much of an ongoing deal that Arsenal is not mentioned at all in this piece on the same website. But now…

“Lionel Messi’s transfer bomb could have repercussions for Philippe Coutinho.”

The ‘transfer pump’ now over a week old? That ‘transfer pump’?

“ With the Argentine demanding the departure of Barcelona, ​​it could open the door for the Brazilian to return to the fold with Ronald Koeman.

“Arsenal have been linked to a move for the former Liverpool player, but these latest developments with Messi have done little to inspire Emirates that a deal will be possible.”

Oh. And that’s ‘Arsenal Transfer News LIVE’, right?

That was rum even before the same outlet led with news of a ‘Lionel Messi’ U-turn amid claims that the star now has a ‘90% chance of staying’ in Barcelona.

So is the ‘Philippe Coutinho deal’ back now?

Dem Blades

Recommended reading of the day
Aaron Bower in Harrogate Town

Tor-Kristian Karlsen about Donny van de Beek



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