Cavani, Eriksen and more invented Man United transfer talk



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Warning signs
Edinson Cavani was excellent on Sunday and so wrote an Instagram post that could be construed as racist so your title value is high at the moment. That’s exactly why anodyne quotes Ole Gunnar Solskjaer from Sunday about Cavani not having his boots ready (“I don’t know, I may have to learn about that as a backup, you always have to be ready. I know more than anyone else. about that “) emerged again Tuesday morning (about 40 hours later) with this headline:

‘Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer sends warning to Edinson Cavani’

It can only be the Daily mirror And it can only be Jake Polden.

I know what you thought this summer
Speaking of Cavani, this really is opportunistic nonsense from the Express website:

‘What Man Utd boss Ed Woodward thought about Edinson Cavani’s transfer’

Are there quotes from Ed Woodward?

Are there quotes from someone who knows Ed Woodward?

No and no. Of course, no. The whole premise of this piece of fluff from Jack Otway comes in the opening paragraph:

When Manchester United signed Edinson Cavani in the summer transfer window, many fans were negative. After spending months chasing Borussia Dortmund’s £ 110 million man Jadon Sancho, the Red Devils decided to sign the 33-year-old for free. But while many were negative, Ed Woodward and other Red Devils bosses thought they had done shrewd deals.

So the man making the football transfer business decisions at Manchester United approved a football transfer business decision at Manchester United? And you call that news? Actually, you call that Manchester United transfer news?

He’s putting Ot in here …

‘Man Utd confirms that two players will definitely miss the PSG Champions League clash’

Those two players? Luke Shaw – ruled out for a month just three weeks ago – and the suspended Axel Tuanzebe. It is literally not news.

‘Manchester United star Donny van de Beek ticks three boxes for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’

Because the Manchester evening news He described him as “humble, hard-working and honest.” It is literally nonsense.

We think we prefer the Quick when all they cared about was Princess Di, Madeleine McCann and if cauliflower gave you / protected you from cancer.

Beek Express
This tactic of simply writing a story, any story, around someone’s name in the news is truly amazing. Still in the Quick, we get here:

Man Utd boss Solskjaer doubles up on Donny van de Beek as Juventus ‘considers a trade’

The ‘how’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that headline; The Juventus transfer rumors were published on November 26.

We stand united
‘Transfer news and rumors LIVE: Man Utd eye movement for Eriksen’ is the headline of objective. So we’re waiting for some transfer news and rumors (LIVE) about Manchester United looking at a move for Christian Eriksen. That is not unreasonable.

This is what we have:

“Manchester United could make a move for Inter Milan playmaker Christian Eriksen if he is deemed to exceed the requirements at the San Siro,” reports Football Insider.

“The 28-year-old has struggled for consistency in Serie A and could be eager to return to the Premier League, where he made a name for himself with Tottenham.”

So let’s Football Insider come on … to find literally zero mention of Manchester United in a story about Tottenham having no interest in signing Eriksen. Literally zero.

But that didn’t stop objective or indeed soccer, london (‘Door opens for Arsenal and Man United to sign Christian Eriksen while Tottenham make the decision’) because there is no party like a Manchester United transfer party.

April showers of shit
But Jake Polden has a rival / apprentice in him Mirror in the form of Callum Vurley. Having seen Philippe Coutinho say something about the Premier League being ‘exciting’, this is where he ran …

Jurgen Klopp’s comments on Philippe Coutinho return after ‘exciting’ admission ‘

‘After’? The only ‘after’ here is that Vurley wrote this story ‘after’ Coutinho’s admission; Jurgen Klopp’s comments were made in bloody April.

Ince by Ince
‘Arsenal star Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’ is not happy ‘because the transfer is supported despite the new contract’ Quick.

(According to Paul Ince).

‘Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang leaned to leave Arsenal due to Mikel Arteta’s tactic’ – Evening standard.

(By Paul Ince).

A reminder: Paul Ince knows exactly as much as we do about Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s situation at Arsenal.

If you go to quote out of desperation, at least admit you are quoting him.

Preceding
The suns
Dave Kidd has waited a long time to repeat his tirade against Mikel Arteta since the last December, but almost a year later, it has returned.

Then: ‘The appointment of the Spaniard, 37, with no previous managerial experience, represents an almost unprecedented blind shot at a major English club.’

Erm, what about Tim Sherwood?

Now: “Never before in the Premier League era has such an important club appointed a permanent boss with no prior management experience, although Tim Sherwood had a long interim term in charge at Tottenham.”

Erm, what about Roy Evans?

Mediawatch would expect that warning to be added in December 2021, but we suspect Arteta won’t last that long.

A football headline for our times
‘Little Mix Star Leigh-Anne’s Fiancé Watford Ace Throws Illegal Blockade Poker Party’ – Sun.

Mediawatch only wishes it had referred to the £ 18.5 million footballer Andre Gray as a ‘Little Mix HAB’.

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