Beware of the police of the pork chops with the aroma of the 9 € meals



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If all goes well, the sun will set in November and the police will be able to poke their noses out of pork chops.

But there is not much confidence around Dáil Éireann that this will happen.

Some TDs fear that temporary “draconian” laws meant to keep innkeepers and their customers on the right side of heavy Covid-19 restrictions will remain in place after the time limit runs out, despite an expiration clause. in legislation to allay concerns the pub food militia squads are about to be unleashed on a trembling population.

They will use their strong powers of execution to identify and hunt down a new underclass of cocktail sausage criminals and serial criminals who sing songs in the lounge bars of Ireland.

But to allay concerns that this measure represents the government’s first steps toward establishing a communist-style police state and dictatorship (yes, Danny Healy-Rae, we’re looking at it), the stay clause is there to avoid concerns. . Along with an option to refinance the bill if necessary when November rolls around. Everything will depend on the situation of Covid.

So will the cut-off clause go into effect? Or will it turn around forever?

“I just don’t know,” said the Minister of Justice, to the grim discontent of the independent deputies who are already complaining about the government’s boot on the backs of rural publicans.

The new law is not yet in effect and the Gardaí are around the place inspecting mixed grills and meat teas. And they can’t even be expected to eat them all

However, Helen McEntee hopes that all pubs can reopen when the new “roadmap” to deal with the pandemic is released in a couple of weeks. Road map? Sure that’s just rubbing it off when decent folks can no longer drive around their local neighborhood for a pint without getting scrutinized by Shane Ross’s Transportation Stasi.

Mattie McGrath from Tipperary was very upset. As were the Healy-Raes. With a short-lived reservation and understatement, Danny declared, “I’m very angry with what’s going on.”

Hungry Covid Gods

Things are bad enough already, and that’s even before you get to the plight of those publicans who have been closed for over six months because they don’t have a properly priced food offer to appease the starving Covid gods.

The new law is not yet in effect and the Gardaí are around the place inspecting mixed grills and meat teas. And you can’t even expect them to eat them all.

Members of Rigs and the Regs (Independent Rural Group and Independent Regional Group) have endless stories to tell about the situation as it currently prevails, counting with personal stories from publicans every hour of the day and night.

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