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Supercomputer studies
There is nothing Mediawatch likes more than a supercomputer that predicts the Premier League table. Especially when the supercomputer is really just a person calculating some averages with a calculator.
‘Premier League supercomputer predicts Arsenal will worsen but only avoid relegation … with Chelsea in the top 4’ – Sun.
‘ARSENAL will escape relegation this season … but only FAIR.
That’s the verdict from a Premier League supercomputer predicting that reeling gunners will retaliate. WORST before surviving on the skin of their teeth. ‘
Even WORST?
At what point will they explain that the ‘Premier League supercomputer’ simply calculated the average results of the teams in each position on Christmas and this is not a ‘verdict’ at all, but a calculation based on the team (any team) the December 15? 25 finishing an average of 16th place?
We could dwell on the fact that the prediction is completely skewed by the arrival of this Christmas at a completely different juncture of the season, but surely The Sun will soon explain that this is not a ‘prediction’ at all, but simply a list of averages. based on the last ten years …
“However, there is better news for fans of Chelsea’s London rivals, who are poised to break into the final spot in the Champions League.”
‘News’ is a funny word to describe a set of historical average positions, but go on …
While Manchester City is expected to end EIGHTH after his boring start to the campaign.
Of course they are. Because they are already EIGHTH. And this supercomputer does not realize the games in hand. Or shape. Or the fact that this is Manchester City.
“Arsenal are 15th in the Prem at Christmas and coach Mikel Arteta will probably cease to be their coach at the end of the season.
“North Londoners have had their worst start to a top flight campaign since the 1974-75 season.
‘And things are not going to get much better with Arsenal ready to be overtaken by FULHAM and finish 16th, according to the Bettingexpert.com supercomputer. ‘
Oh It now has a capital S. And there is still no explanation that this is just a list of averages and not a predicted table at all. In fact, no explanation ever comes. Because this is a supercomputer / supercomputer and a supercomputer / supercomputer that never, ever have to be explained.
Supercomputer
According to Wikipedia: “A supercomputer is a computer with a high level of performance compared to a general-purpose computer. The performance of a supercomputer is commonly measured in floating point operations per second (FLOPS) rather than millions of instructions per second (MIPS). ‘
Alternatively, it is a person with a calculator that calculates averages.
Slide out
ARSENAL outcast Mesut Ozil appeared to give boss Mikel Arteta a slightly veiled blow by stating that the club ‘really misses’ Arsene Wenger. ” Sun.
Listen, if you have to warn your ‘slightly veiled slip’ with a ‘appeared’ then you know very well that you are talking about sheer nonsense.
The man was asked if Arsene Wenger was like a ‘father figure’ to him and he replied: “He was really a fantastic coach, yes, and also a father figure to me and many other players. I think a lot of Arsenal people really miss him. “
Mediawatch really misses his mom this Christmas; Is that a slightly veiled blow to the lady? So appears be be.
Clone star
Elsewhere in The Sun Website, Jon Boon is taking a break from allowing us to ‘reunite’ (see Instagram photos of) WAG by bringing us news of a promising young Arsenal player, who – the headline tells us – ‘has been compared to the legend of the Manchester City, David Silva ‘. Wow. It must be a player.
‘FORGET about diving into the transfer market this January.
“Arsenal could very well promote themselves from within, if they are looking for a creative spark to fill the void left by the absence of Mesut Ozil.
And it comes in the form of 5-foot-5 playmaker Ben Cottrell.
“The talented midfielder is highly regarded at London Colney and is one of the most respected prospects in the academy, alongside Miguel Azeez.
“Fittingly, he has been compared to Manchester City legend, Carabao Cup opponent, David Silva.”
So it really must be the real deal. Who has compared him to the great David Silva? Mikel Arteta? An Arsenal youth coach? Teammate? David Silva himself?
We Google. We search Twitter. And we found an answer:
The boy is outstanding. Could be out david silva
– Good Ebening (aran_khalas) November 24, 2020
After that brilliant recommendation from none other than Good Ebening, why the heck isn’t Mikel Arteta playing this David Silva clone? Fire him now.
Shit tweet of the day
the Mirror find out exactly what they are doing with this great stir stick:
Dele Alli warned not to “create problems” by José Mourinhohttps: //t.co/VtpezWiMAN pic.twitter.com/zdY0vXRGWj
– Mirror football (@MirrorFootball) Dec 24, 2020
News transfer, apparently. For the love of God.
Toddle off
Oh and …
He is a professional athlete fighting for his career, he was not having a ‘tantrum’. pic.twitter.com/KsM9U4PSFC
– Seb Stafford-Bloor (@SebSB) Dec 24, 2020
And as for ‘wasting the chance to impress’… Spurs fans chose him as their man of the match.
Enough of you, let’s talk about me …
An excellent opportunism from Manchester evening news here…
‘Manchester United news and transfers LIVE Mauricio Pochettino most recent plus Everton vs Man Utd highlights’
And, please tell me, what is the ‘Manchester United news and LIVE transfers of Mauricio Pochettino’?
Scrolling down, we are told ‘How PSG’s change of direction could affect United’.
Isn’t it ‘not at all because Manchester United already have a coach’?
Yes Yes. As you were.
Eco beach
Still, at least they aren’t writing a slug that includes the words’ transfer-news’ and ‘coutinho-liverpool-transfer-premier-league’ and a headline of ‘Philippe Coutinho on Liverpool, Jurgen Klopp and a future in the Premier League. ‘which contains absolutely nothing but old quotes.
Because who would do such cynical and miserable thing?
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