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Blow manure
Manchester United beat Leeds United 6-2 and that should be enough, thank you. Why Sun He had to pretend that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer had ‘beaten up’ his ‘United strikers’ is a mystery only solved with expletives. Clearly, he wasn’t a ‘frustrated boss’ after a 6-2 win to finish third in the Premier League table because that would be completely ridiculous.
Behave.
Inside, outside, shake it all up
‘However, this title is there to be earned. Yes, even for Man Utd ‘- Neil Custis, Sun, November 23, after a 1-0 home win over relegation-fighting West Brom via a penalty again.
‘It could take 30 (years) for Man Utd (to win the title) too’ ‘- Neil Custis, Sun, December 14, after a draw with recent champion Manchester City.
‘United had four at halftime, six at the end and advanced to the title race’ – Neil Custis, Sun, December 21, following a 6-2 win over the team with the worst defensive record in the Premier League.
The man must have a whiplash.
This means more
At Manchester evening news, have no doubt that their beloved United are title contenders and declare:
‘Manchester United have done something that Tottenham and Chelsea could not in the race for the Premier League title’
Is it ‘beat Leeds 6-2’?
No. After a painful reading, it turns out that what Manchester United have done (that no one else could) is admit that they are title challengers, as’ David de Gea, Fred and Nemanja Matic have publicly stated that they believe they can win. the league this season. ‘
“It is a considerable change in strategy from what is happening in Tottenham and Chelsea, two clubs that until this week seemed more credible challengers. While they have played down their ambitions, led by José Mourinho and Frank Lampard, United have dared not back down from their own unexpected ambitions. They have realized that this season is an unexpected opportunity and instead of walking away from it, they are ready to embrace their status as challengers for a 21st league title, led by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, who is happy that his players increase the pressure on them. ‘
It is the same Solskjaer who said after the victory over Leeds that “we are a work in progress. We are improving, in better shape and stronger, but there are still some details to be finalized. Let’s talk about the title later, the position in the league is not even something we are looking at. ” Is that the boy? Because that seems very, very similar to what Lampard and Mourinho said.
Oh, and about seven seconds on Google tells us that Harry Kane and Hakim Ziyech I’ve been happy to talk about the challenges of the title.
It’s almost as if Manchester United hadn’t done something Tottenham and Chelsea couldn’t in the Premier League title race, after all.
Work work work
On The Sun Website, they have the obvious angle on Manchester United’s impressive win over Leeds:
‘Manchester United ace Daniel James’ Wag Ria Hughes is a sports instructor who bought the Wales winger a cockapoo for his birthday.’
Mediawatch had to laugh when Jon Boon (of course) writes: “Hughes is not your typical Wag either.”
This is confusing because Ria Hughes is obviously very attractive. And then we realize what makes it so unusual …
‘A sports coach by trade, she should have no problem fitting in with the beautiful Maja Nilsson, Victor Lindelof’s wife and the other United Wags.
“ The fitness fanatic worked at a local gym club in Swansea before moving to Manchester after James took the next step in his career in 2019. ”
Ah! So she’s not your ‘typical wag’ because she has a job.
A woman! A job! In 2020! Don’t you realize that to have work because your caregiver makes a lot of money.
Exchange program
And what about Daily Mirror website? What is its angle?
‘Edinson Cavani’s band exchange with Marcelo Bielsa sums up the type of person he is’
Absolutely designed to make you think this was some kind of fuss, it’s actually about Cavani and Bielsa having a ‘friendly little chat’. Which obviously ‘sums up the kind of person he is’ because anyone else would have told the Leeds manager to ‘fuck off’ for having the recklessness to speak to him on the touchline.
Boom it’s on fire
And then there is the Daily Star website…
‘Roy Keane calls Scott McTominay’ liar ‘about his interview and offers advice’
Interesting use of quotation marks there, especially with such an emotional word as ‘liar’. Did Roy Keane use that word? He made balls.
What he did say was “I don’t believe what McTominay said at the end about not looking at the leaderboards,” which is a million miles away from calling someone a ‘liar.’
And speaking of leaderboards …
‘Ole Gunnar Solskjaer tells Liverpool when Man Utd will start paying attention to the table’
And he ‘told’ Liverpool through a press conference in which he never mentioned Liverpool. An email would have been better.
Could have done
Obviously, that last headline is a gimmick born of the desire to bundle Liverpool and Manchester United into one headline. This is how we end up here in the Daily Express website:
Liverpool’s plans to sell Mohamed Salah could spell big trouble for Manchester United
First of all, they are not quoting anyone with that word “plans”; its source is the same source cited elsewhere: Salah’s close friend, Mohamed Aboutrika, who said that “in my opinion Liverpool are considering selling Salah for financial purposes” even though there is really no evidence to support this theory. We can probably credit Aboutrika with an idea of Salah’s current state of mind, but Liverpool’s financial situation? Not that much.
But why let logic get in the way of this kind of dynamite slug: Liverpool-Mohamed-Salah-transfer-news-Manchester-United-Jadon-Sancho?
Because, of course, the ‘big problem’ that could arise with Manchester United if Liverpool sell out their top scorer is that they could try to replace him with the player United failed to sign in the summer. A real fear if you are a catastrophist with an eye for SEO.
And if you’re thinking that we really shouldn’t have used ‘could’ twice in a paragraph, it’s worth noting that Jack Otway wrote the word ‘could’ 11 times while writing that completely nonsensical piece. It’s almost like shit.
Good brit
Mediawatch had to check after reading the headline of ‘UN BRIT SPECIAL: Lampard and Moyes sending’ on Sunbut we can confirm that Chelsea is still eighth in the Premier League.
They are apparently among a new wave of coaches signaling the resurgence of local managers. Some 11 of the 20 Premier League clubs are now run by someone from the shores of the UK.
And the positions of those clubs? 2, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20. They are UN BRIT SPECIAL, okay.
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