Nphet’s efforts to flatten the leaky curve fail



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Give a thought to the poor members of Nphet, many of them drawn from the groves of Academe or harvested from the highest echelons of the HSE and Civil Service. They can be wonderful for predicting medical outcomes or interrogating a spreadsheet, but they might not be as familiar with the cut and push, or leak and counter, of frontline politics.

Some of the more protected eggheads have been quite surprised to find that their recommendations appear in the newspapers and in commentators who discuss their deliberations before they are made public. Then they find themselves at the center of aggressive government counter-reporting and it’s just not pleasant at all.

What to do? In an effort to flatten the leaky curve, efforts have focused on thinking outside of smallpox.

After a reprimand this week from Assistant Chief Medical Officer Dr. Ronan Glynn about the number of times “Nphet sources” are cited in the media, we heard a team member suggest a pioneering cure in an effort to reverse the trend. .

How about entering into an entente cordiale with the press? How about asking journalists to agree, in the national interest, to have nothing to do with leaks? How about asking the pirates to turn their nose up at any morsel that falls from the Nphet table?

To bless.

And the hiccups about properly filtered leaks.

The experts continued their meeting and agreed on the letter they would send to the Government recommending escalation to Level 5 restrictions.

The next morning, the full details of the letter, signed by canonized medical officer Tony Holohan, appeared on the front page of the Irish Daily Mail.

Meanwhile, on Friday afternoon, Fine Gael backbencher Alan Farrell twisted the knife with a provocative little tweet that he likely came up with of his own free will.

“It appears that Nphet is briefing the media again ahead of his main role of advising the Cabinet, which raises speculation and concern. If this leak continues, questions should be asked as to whether the body is fit for purpose in its current form. “

Of course, asking Nphet questions means diverting attention from asking questions of the government, a situation that always goes well on Merrion Street. The government ignored a similar request two weeks ago for an immediate move to Level 5. Will it get away with it this time?

A nation nervously awaits the next leak.

Marking the beginning of a special moment

There was a pleasant moment before the start of the budget speeches on Tuesday when the Ceann Comhairle said it was a very special occasion for two reasons: it was the first time a budget had been delivered outside the August environs of Leinster House and it was also the last acting Dáil of head usher Colm O’Rourke, who retired after 14 years of excellent service at the Houses of the Oireachtas.

“Everyone will agree that Colm has provided outstanding, distinguished and excellent service,” said Sean Ó Feargháil to applause from politicians and staff in the Conference Center auditorium. Members of the Oireachtas press gallery were among those applauding.

The ushers keep Leinster House running smoothly and are unfailingly courteous to all manner of demands from the ever-present little cohort of politicians and manipulators who think they own the place.

“We will miss him very much. His will be a very difficult act to follow and we wish him and his wife, Blaithín, many years of happy retirement together ”.

Unladylike behavior

A senator said a bold word in the Upper House on Friday afternoon, completely ignoring the manly blushes of the sensitive Cathaoirleach who was quite taken aback by her experience (bravely endured).

Sharon Keogan, the independent senator from Meath, spoke on the Agenda about the EU’s air travel policy. He said the country needed to reopen for business to flourish and that if people were unable to travel in and out of Ireland we would be alienated from the rest of the EU after Brexit.

“So we don’t want to be a pain in the butt of Europe,” Sharon stated, unaware that Mark Daly was having a fume attack in the saddle.

He had to intervene.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Senator,” Mark gasped.

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