Liverpool lost 7-2 but transfers, transfers, transfers …

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A week is a long time in soccer

Dave Kidd, Sun, September 28:

Even during this crazy, goal-drenched, controversial and fanless start to the Premier League season, Liverpool’s victory is as inevitable as death and taxes.

The rest of them could also start distributing honor guards to Jurgen Klopp’s men. It promises to be another procession.

Can Villa do a job on death and taxes too?

Transfer transfer transfer

Those wondering how the Liverpool propagandists could manipulate this should wonder no more; it’s about distraction.

‘Liverpool could make a last minute transfer, but Jürgen Klopp must make a team call first’ – Liverpool.com.

Hundreds of words later, it turns out they ‘could’ but they probably won’t …

‘So will Liverpool make any deadline moves? It’s not nice.’

And why not? Well, because ‘Klopp’s starting XI is so settled, so strong, that only big money additions can improve it.’

Indeed. How could you improve an initial XI that just lost 7-2 to Aston Villa?

Elsewhere on the same website we are told that ‘without sticking the knife in too hard, it was another wildly erratic performance by Joe Gomez, working to such an extent that it became difficult to watch before Klopp hooked him on the mark of The time’. We know he’s a phenomenal defender back in the day, he literally proved it with an outstanding display against Arsenal on Monday night, but you’ll know he was miles below the required standard here. ‘

And yet there is literally no way to improve it.

Epic fail

Oh, and ‘the Champions League schedule could prepare Liverpool for the title drop, but Jürgen Klopp will be prepared’, apparently.

Liverpool could prepare for a title failure if they play that shit again, folks.

But it turns out that “ there is a strong case that the Reds should do their best to qualify for the knockout stages of the Champions League as soon as possible to avoid a tough final to 2020 and maintain their momentum in the Premier League. ” .

A really great idea.

Liverpool Entity FC

In the Echo of Liverpool, they’re not throwing punches, with Ian Doyle calling the performance ‘Embarrassing’. Humiliating. Inept. Fool. Weak. Regrettable’.

But the headlines of the news this Monday morning?

‘Liverpool transfer news LIVE: Paulo Gazzaniga and Ousmane Dembele linked, deadline day updates’

Because, of course, highly unlikely transfers are definitely more important than being beaten 7-2 by Villa.

We have been promised “the Liverpool transfer deadline as it happens with updates on Paulo Gazzaniga, Ousmane Dembele, Xherdan Shaqiri, Marko Grujic and more.”

And then we are told that ‘Liverpool linked with Paulo Gazzaniga and Ousmane Dembele plus Xherdan Shaqiri and more recent Marko Grujic’.

And so…? Nothing. There is no news from Dembele at all. Not a single mention of Dembele on the blog before the publication of this Mediawatch at 12pm on Monday.

Further investigation reveals that this headline, written the Monday after Sunday’s humiliation, actually refers to a story from Friday in SPORT in which it is said that ‘Dembélé’s intention was to stay at Barça, try to convince Koeman and gain a foothold in the team. However, Ronald does not consider the French necessary and has decided to listen to the offers that come to him from the Premier League, and which are from Manchester United and Liverpool teams.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is ‘Liverpool transfer news LIVE’. You are distracted?

They think that everything is over
the Echo The transfer blog should have closed at around 11.30 after this update:

Alisson Becker’s injury will not force Liverpool to enter the market for a change of deadline for a goalkeeper.

“Liverpool had been linked with Paulo Gazzaniga, but ECHO understands that the Reds’ business is done for the summer.”

Still, ‘Paulo Gazzaniga and Ousmane Dembele linked’ and all that. That might happen.

Silence Paul Gorst and your current news.

Liverpool’s transfer extravaganza

In the Mirror website, they are not stupid.

‘Eight agreements with Liverpool that could be finalized on the day of the transfer deadline’

That’s a lot for a club whose business is likely to be done for the summer.

The first is obviously Ousmane Dembélé, although “it is questionable if Liverpool need him, since they have Jota, Origi and Takumi Minamota as backing up their three forwards.” Indeed. Does “questionable” mean “a lot of nonsense” now?

So what are the other seven Liverpool deals that ‘could happen on the day of the transfer deadline’? Well, Xherdan Shaqiri could go. And Marko Grujic. And Harry Wilson. And Yasser Larouci. Seriously, is this where you’re going? And Nat Phillips, Sepp van den Berg and Ben Woodburn …

Oh, it is.

For the love of God. Congratulations … you have your click.

Polden in search of a hero

But this really takes the cookie off the Mirror, always happy to suck up Liverpool clicks that The Sun is denied for obvious reasons. It turns out that it really is an excellent day for Liverpool. Let the inimitable Jake Polden tell you why.

‘Philippe Coutinho’s latest comments confirm Liverpool is preparing for big financial gains’

Whoop-de-doo. What did the man say?

“I really want to work hard and get involved in important things. We have played three difficult games and we will continue to work hard and get used to playing in the coming weeks.

That’s a great confirmation of a huge financial gain of, uh, £ 4.4 million due to Liverpool if he stays in Barcelona. And we know that he will stay in Barcelona precisely because of those comments. And absolutely not because he started all three La Liga games this season and was not even remotely linked to a pullout.

When Harry met, erm, Neil

Neil Custis, Sun, August 2019: ‘Harry Maguire looks like the new Rio Ferdinand … he’s the defender Man Utd was waiting for.’

Neil Custis, Sun, October 2020: ‘Harry Maguire, who is getting worse with every appearance … the captain does not dare to rally the troops because he was the worst player on the field.’

Mediawatch especially liked Maguire’s description in that first article: “Pretty fast.”

Compared to a Custis?

White noise

Maybe the next time you pretend to be on the phone, take it off the home screen, buddy.



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