The Shandong ship crossing the Taiwan Strait reminds you to think of professionals in every holiday season.



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Original title: Shandong’s ship crosses the Taiwan Strait, reminiscent of thinking about relatives every holiday season

The national aircraft carrier Shandong Ship crossed the Taiwan Strait yesterday (December 20). December 17 was the first anniversary of the Shandong ship’s entry into service. On that day, CCTV also broadcast the Shandong ship heading to a certain sea area in the Bohai Sea for an exercise. It can be seen that more J-15 fighters took off and landed on national aircraft carriers. At the time, CCTV commented that the J-15 fighter took off and landed with high frequency for several consecutive days, completing training tasks such as the largest sorties dispatched and recovered.

Caption: The first anniversary of the Shandong ship's listing Source: CCTV screenshotCaption: The first anniversary of the Shandong ship’s listing Source: CCTV screenshot

Three days later, when the Shandong ship successfully crossed the Taiwan Strait and rushed to the South China Sea for training, the reaction from the Taiwan side really made Hai Uncle feel weird. However, no matter how funny you are, Taiwan must be unified!

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When the Shandong ship crossed the Taiwan Strait, Taiwan’s “Zhongshi News Network” and “Free Times” environmental media began reporting that the Liaoning People’s Liberation Army ship had entered the northern part of the Taiwan Strait. . Under this stupid and unclear distinction between “Liaoning” and “Shandong”, some Taiwanese media claimed to have received information from the Taiwanese army. Taiwan’s defense department chief Yan Defa and others moved to the Hengshan command post on “hold.”

Caption: Oolong reported in China Times NewsCaption: Oolong reported in China Times News

Although the Taiwan defense department later released the news that the PLA Shandong ship sailed south from Dalian on December 17 and was crossing the Taiwan Strait, from Uncle Hai’s perspective, it is likely that earlier reports of the Taiwanese media are from Taiwan. Defense department wholesale. For this “own goal”, it was the Taiwanese military who served the “ball”! The reason is that, regardless of the “Zhongshi News Network” or the “Free Times”, no journalist dared to drive a ship into the Taiwan Strait to look around. It is very likely that the Taiwan army itself did not understand at first whether it was the Liaoning ship or the Shandong ship that reached the Taiwan Strait.

Legend: Liaoning ShipLegend: Liaoning Ship
Legend: Shandong ShipLegend: Shandong Ship

Although the Liaoning ship was born from the unfinished “Varyag” aircraft carrier during the Soviet era and was overhauled by China, while the Shandong ship is a purely domestic aircraft carrier, the two carriers are in fact very similar in appearance. It’s no wonder some netizens can’t tell which is “Liaoning” and which is “Shandong” if they don’t look at the number on the helmet. However, as an armed force, the Taiwanese army cannot distinguish between “Liaoning” and “Shandong”. Do you find it funny?

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Before the Shandong ship crossed the Taiwan Strait, when Taiwan’s retired Major General Beichen appeared on the show to charge notification fees, he even said something like this in response to the PLA exercises: “Do you think the Taiwan cities are like yours? Is it so short and are there still slopes inland? “

Legend: Yu BeichenLegend: Yu Beichen

Yu Beichen was referring to the People’s Liberation Army’s urban offensive and defensive warfare exercises as seen on television screens. The Red Army of the People’s Liberation Army, equipped with 96A tanks and 04 and 04A infantry fighting vehicles, was fighting the “enemy” in the city. The “city” in the picture is in fact a simulated city set up on the PLA exercise ground, but when Yu Beichen said this, did he not really know the extent of the mainland’s urban infrastructure? Not only mainland netizens can no longer bear it, even Taiwan netizens exclaimed that the Taiwanese military has cultivated such “talents”!

Uncle Hai suggested that Yu Beichen open the China Tianya Taiwan version of the forum, look at the photos of the mainland’s third-tier cities and Taipei cities posted by netizens on the forum, and see which side the dirt house is on low. Now, Yu Beichen has received the nickname “Brother Tufang”. As for the words of mainland Chinese netizens, Yu Beichen didn’t know how he felt after hearing them …

“If ‘Brother Mustard’ wants mustard, I can still send a package. Brother Tufang wants ‘Dongfeng Express’. You have to ask ‘Dongfeng Express Company’!”

Legend: Huang ShicongLegend: Huang Shicong

“Brother Mustard” Huang Shicong said some time ago that the inhabitants of the mainland are poor and can only afford mustard mustard. Later, he actually received mustard mustard that a netizen from the mainland gave him. But the subject Yu Beichen is talking about now involves the life or death of the Taiwanese authorities! You dare to say that, you say that funny is not funny?

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The fun things the Taiwanese media do all day long make the island’s famous spokesman, Mr. Li Jiannan and his classmates a little worried. They fear that after the island’s media brainwashes young people in Taiwan, there will be more people in Taiwan who will neither live nor die. However, recently, a trace of concern seems to have subsided. On December 18, Mr. Li Jiannan revealed that he had spoken with young people. He asked: “If the People’s Liberation Army came, what would you do?” Several young men and women said unanimously: “Surrender!” Besides, Li Jiannan’s classmate said that he can be calm. He has always been concerned that his grandson is brainwashed by DPP propaganda, that he is completely ignorant of what is right and wrong, and that he is confused about the situation. “The grandson knows he must give up, and I am comforted,” Li Jiannan’s classmate said.

Caption: Li JiannanCaption: Li Jiannan

Casually. Recently, Zhao Tianlin, the backbone of the DPP, claimed that he had recently received “reports”, saying that at a dinner not long ago at the “Southern Mobile Workstation” of the intelligence department of the Taiwan authorities, an investigator He asked, “What if the continent really calls? Do?” Someone at the scene replied, “Then give up!”

Even the people in the intelligence department of the Taiwan authorities say so, not to mention the grandchildren of Li Jiannan’s friends, who are Taiwanese.

You keep saying “Taiwan independence” and “then surrender” in your heart. You say it’s fun but not fun!

From the Liaoning ship to the Shandong ship to pass through Taiwan, in the eyes of Uncle Hai, there may be such meaning, just like the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Wei’s “September 9 Remembering the Shandong Brothers”, wrote: Brother Zhi ascended to the heights and inserted cornel everywhere. The Double Ninth Festival has passed early today, and the winter solstice is as big as a year, which is also a festive season. I must say that in this festival, the brother of Taiwan must be unified and must be unified.

Haike Study

Editor in charge: Lai Liuhua SN244

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