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“The politicians landed on this beach and raised the Bulgarian flag on the shore. But Mr. Dogan’s guards rolled up the flag and threw it in the trash. It was nothing beautiful and patriotic.”
Dnevnik republished Ivo Balev’s “Value Added News” column from “Sega” newspaper on BNR show over the weekend – “Politically incorrect”. You can hear your text in the sound file.
How I wish you precious radio listeners were alive and well! In this sense, I have no differences with the Prime Minister and have never had. He wants you to be a hedgehog, and I want you to be a hedgehog. Complete unanimity!
Here we are almost live on BNR. You listen to “Value Added News”, a bulletin of information balance in which the facts weigh as much as the alterfacts. This is our last edition of the year and it is a short summary in which we will take a quick look at the successes achieved, to take a look at the new horizons that will open with next year.
In general, we must say that this year we have some failures in the organization.
This year 2020 came to us like the CDCOC in the wrong direction. You know, sometimes things like that happen. GDBOP confuses navigation, it comes at you, boom-shake, the door breaks. To the earth! Get in the way, you are an absolute criminal!
This is how our lives were shaken this year, and the CDCOC also visited some wrong addresses.
Such confusions also occur on a planetary level. Mercury goes to Kesterme, Saturn’s rings cool, Uranus confuses navigation, and here on Earth, the bat with the coronavirus begins to chirp eerily.
So for now we are more or less alive, but we ask ourselves the old philosophical question: is there life before death? It depends!
This question, if it has to be solved by a scammer like Carl Gustav Jung or Mata Hari, will have to be twisted by shmenti-kapeli until our heads are filled with foam and marshmallows. For example, when a Gustav Jung starts to stretch my elastics, I jump straight at him with a mawashi-geri and break his chin. This with the Mawashi-geri, of course, happens in an immaterial way, because Mr. Jung is dead and we communicate with him from a safe distance. And I’m not as pronounced a karateka as Mr. Borisov, who, even if you dream of pushing him, will immediately jump up with a huge mawashi-geri, while sleeping on his bed. Only then will he be able to reach the dwarf on the bedside table or begin to defend himself with lumps and bars. He will jump with Mawashi-geri first.
This is in case Carl Gustav Jung was going to pester the prime minister in his rooms after the NSO missed him. If they missed Mata Hari with a bag full of people, they will let Carl Gustav Jung interpret the prime minister’s dreams.
And we attribute it to the organizational failures of this year’s services.
NSO was exposed a lot and a summer on the beach next to the majestic sea Dogansaray.
So, you know, the politicians landed on this beach and raised the Bulgarian flag on the shore. It was not a Normandy landing, it happened in peacetime, but Dogan’s guards rolled up the flag and dropped it. It was not beautiful or patriotic at all.
With this flag thrown in the trash, they simply exploded and compromised all of Mr. Dogan’s efforts to live together and in harmony.
Letting Mata Hari or Gustav Jung into the prime minister’s room, I understand.
Driving on the roads like a muzzle – Understandably, NSOs are still guards and can be a bit more aggressive. Sometimes they cause accidents, but I also understand it: whoever works is wrong.
But desecrating the Bulgarian flag, this is not good, it is unacceptable.
The prosecution, for example, is always patriotic and populist, in a good way.
The Attorney General, like no other, can fondle raped grandparents and attack kindergartens. Furthermore, the prosecution crushes the bad oligarchs and helps the good oligarchs. The good thing is that it recognizes them – who are the good guys and who are the bad guys – and never confuse them.
However, the prosecution also has a small omission, similar to the NSO’s omissions.
The prosecution, like the NSO, bypassed Mata Hari and showed no interest in the person who caused so much damage to the prime minister.
He himself hinted several times that he knew who had photographed him and who (according to his version) had arranged the packages in his drawer to embarrass him.
But the prosecution does not worry about these things: it passes Mata Hari by his senses and he will not know.
Honestly, I wouldn’t deal with Mata Hari either, I keep people like her away from me, even further away from Jung and Freud. Distance! Because I am a moderate and pious person, I avoid adultery, I hate scam, compromise and unfair gambling!
But the accusation? Why is she staying away from this insidious female Mata Hari? This crafty gynecologist! (Femina and gynecology are words from classical languages, which mean woman).
In my opinion, it is not because of any delicacy towards the female body. We have seen, for example, how masculine is the state accusation against the former mayor of “Mladost” Desislava Ivancheva and her accompanying act: all measures of humiliation and public insult were applied to them. No mercy and delicacy for the female body!
So why are they so picky about Mata Hari? What else has this committed materialist! How many secrets it hides like our Kodja Balkan! What other miracles can this treacherous immoral con artist perform!
We have discussed many issues with Mr. Borissov, of course, with scientific respect for each other, without mavashi-gerita and gustav-jungian shmenti-chapels.
But no matter how much we have argued, we have always been unanimous about human life: human life is the highest priority and we must fight for it with all our might.
However, we also have some flaws in this regard. NGOs seem to have overlooked the virus like Mata Hari and the prime minister himself has fallen ill. Thank goodness it was quickly fixed and we moved on. But the omission is still there, we are a little behind other countries in the fight against the virus: the plague will attack this virus!
I don’t know exactly what the failures are. Am I talking nonsense on the radio? Did Borissov mishandle the crisis, did the citizens not protect themselves, did the NSO sleep during the situation … I can’t say for sure, but I heard on the news that we have set a world mortality record.
Perhaps the reason is not in me or in Borisov, or in the bad organization. That day in Dospat, the Prime Minister said quite seriously that we are the ones who died the most in Europe from old uranium mines. I told you at the beginning: Uranus and Saturn are involved! Is!
A friend and I were having a religious talk these days, and he was yelling, “Jesus made water instead of wine.” Nothing is! Come to Haskovo to turn uranium water into uranium wine.
By the way, no one poisoned me with uranium or a newcomer, and not even the GDCOP came to visit me. So it’s a matter of luck.
Even with access to treatment, it turned out a bit like this: Not everyone is lucky enough to be a VIP. Thus, if you get sick, try to be the head of a party or at least the cousin of a deputy minister. Otherwise, you can stay on the stairs.
If you don’t have qualities like luck and relationships, you’d better keep your distance as I keep Carl Gustav Jung, Sigmund Freud and Mata Hari at bay! “
Let’s shorten the distance between hearts, but let’s increase the physical distance, because there is life before death and we are obliged to live many and happily.
I’m Mr. Balev from the “Sega” newspaper, the free people’s media.
And for this year we put an end.
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The column “Analysis” presents different points of view, the opinions expressed do not necessarily coincide with the editorial position of “Dnevnik”.
