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– Doctor, what do the tests show?
– How can I tell you? I wouldn’t start a series in your place.
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– Son, it’s time to take over the management of the company!
“Dad, you have no company!”
– I know, but I watched a Turkish TV series and it sounded good.
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– What’s your job?
– I’m a programmer.
– In what company?
– At home – I change the programs on the TV!
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Serious relationship They are the ones who do not call her to see a movie, but a television series.
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Turkish series:
– Fatma, did you cry?
“Yes, how did you know?”
“Your mustache is wet!”
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– Dad, “Levski – Sofia” It is a series
– No, son, it’s not. It is a soccer team. Because you believe that?
– I look at my fans every year, looking forward to the next season.
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“What did you say?”
“They robbed my apartment!”
“And what did they steal?”
– Only the TV remote control.
“You got rid of that a bit!”
– Yes, easy! Every night this bastard walks around the block and changes my channels!
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“Law and order” It is not the name of a series, but the other names of the two legs of Chuck Norris.
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It is already the second generation cats don’t know what it’s like to sleep on a hot TV.
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– Before the execution … what is your last wish
– I want to see the whole series “Courage and Beauty” … along with the commercials.
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I accidentally looked yesterday an Indian series. I have to take an example from these guys. Throat trouble, and broke from dancing.
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I wonder why in the morning there is a television program “On coffee”, and at night there is no program “On brandy?”
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Ivancho:
– Dad, what is November?
The father:
– A series in which aspirin is recommended.
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– How many children do you have?
– Seven. At 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7 and 6 years old. Then we bought a television …
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Beginning actresses discuss their work in a series:
– I liked that role – sex in the first series.
– Hehe, me at the audition.
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– And which are you?
“How can I tell … it was on a TV remote?”
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“Kire, why did you suffocate?”
– Manny, manny… I’m single, so I signed up for a dating site.
– Good and? Many people marry that way.
– Yes! But they lie a lot! They lie a lot, you bastards!
– How do they lie? What are you babbling about?
– But how! Now I went on a date… In the photo – beauty! However live …
– So how was it?
“You are an Arab on a camel, have you seen it?”
“I’ve seen it on television.”
“Well now get rid of the Arabic.”
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– Good day. Do you have color televisions?
– We have, yes.
– Excellent! Give me a green one, please!
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Mother-in-law watching a television series, and on the wall above there is a large clock. The movie ends, the mother-in-law gets up and goes to the kitchen. The next moment, the clock falls on the couch. The son-in-law looks sad and says:
“Damn his watch, it’s always late!”
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Mariyka to Ivancho, Released on TV:
– What do they give?
– Parliamentary scrutiny …
– Tyuch – this series is longer than the Latin American ones.
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Each night at the Bai Gosho Retiree Club there is a meeting with Grandma Peña in front of the television for the favorite series. While the series is running, Granny Pena holds Bai Gosho for her work. One night, however, Bai Gosho does not go to the meeting. The next day they are seen and Grandma Peña asks him:
– Where were you last night, weren’t you there !?
At Stanka’s on the second floor.
– Right?! And what does he do
– Well, we watched the show.
– You saw the show, then! So what is this Stanka better than me, for you to watch the series with her?
“Parkinson”.
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Radio Yerevan was asked:
– What is the place in the world where gravity reaches its maximum?
After a short silence, the radio replied:
– Sofa in front of the TV.
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Walk a lot have sex. He goes to the kitchen, fills a glass of water and four aspirin on a plate, enters the living room. Marika stretches out on the couch and watches a soap opera. He handed her the glass of aspirin on foot.
“Welcome dear!”
“But now I don’t have a headache, darling!”
“Well thank goodness finally!”
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The director is arguing of the scriptwriters of a telenovela:
“Abe, you incompetent, what a bore you wrote it!” Take it and kill Hidalgo or poison Helena, or have someone shoot José … Overall, spice up this movie a bit!
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A man comes home from work at home. His wife is sitting in front of the television watching a soap opera.
“Isn’t dinner ready again?” That’s it. It’s over! I’m going to a restaurant!
“Wait five minutes, sweetie.”
“What can you do in five minutes?”
– Now the movie will end, I’ll get dressed quickly and we’ll go together.
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“Two and a half Men” it was originally the idea for a series with just Chuck Norris.
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The culmination of a Turkish series:
“Myumyun to know that she is a mother to herself.”
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One man boasts:
– And we both watch television, at one point I say: “Honey, should I switch to the other channel that is starting your favorite series? And she said, “Abe, are you going to tell me what to look at, huh?” And so we stayed to watch the game.
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Replica of an Indian series:
– Are you going to the bathroom that in the next 27 episodes we will not get out of the car?
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Indian TV series:
Episode 1: Approaching the door.
Episode 274: Open the door.
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If they allow advertising of cocaine on TV, I guess it starts like this:
– I used to use ordinary powder.
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Two Jews argue.
– Black and white are colors! – insists the first.
“On the contrary, they are not!” says the other.
They argued, they argued, she decided to feed the rabbi.
They Asked:
– Are they black and white?
– They are flowers! answered.
And one Jew said to the other:
“Now, did you see that I sold you a color television?”
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– Abe, Hasan, Yesterday the children went to steal TV while I was watching the show!
“So what do you want Aiche? I told them to work from home.”
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Afternoon in the village. Boredom. The grandmother tells her husband.
“Grandpa, let’s play in our youth.”
– How do you play this?
“Well, you have to ask me out on a date first.”
– As well. Come at 8 in the afternoon to our place by the river.
He put on his grandfather’s clean shirt, picked up the accordion, and headed for the river. Sitting on the shore waiting. It’s 8 o’clock, Grandma’s gone, it’s 9 o’clock, 10 o’clock, nothing. He began to freeze, worried: “Something has happened, we are old …”, he waited a little longer, got up and left. He goes home, looks at the grandmother, who is comfortably sitting in the chair, knits a sock in front of the TV and watches a Turkish TV series.
“Grandma, what are you?” I waited for you two hours, I was hungry, I froze …
“Oh, let it go, mom won’t let me go!”
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Two friends are talking Fiction fans:
– A new fantasy series is starting on one of the televisions.
“Didn’t I pay attention to who he was, to look at him?”
– It seemed she was called “The Good Wife”.
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