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In which country do we live? In the only one that is believed
on Facebook
The antivaxers are right. At least in Bulgaria. What are coronavirus vaccines for, and we should focus on schizophrenia drugs. And urgently. And to be delivered not in refrigerated meat trucks, but in trucks.
This shows the behavior of a group of people since the beginning of the pandemic. The day all soccer coaches and Facebook coaches became virologists. And world class.
You remember
call the masks are
close the mouth
You ask if he knows he’s infected. Or the daily testimonies of people who received thousands of levs to write about coronavirus patients. And it was personally and personally invented by Boyko Borissov. Crush everyone in the elections by changing the vote while the population is afraid.
Every day, known and unknown doctors commented and explained about herd immunity which was a simple flu caused by the foot. And it burns on a dry stick. Nothing more. Look at the Swedes: they don’t close anything and they feel great.
And the Bulgarian people believed. Because according to a study
only in our country of the whole european union
60% believe what is written
on social media
In no other does this percentage exceed 35. But what to do when those losers don’t understand anything. We have always been more beautiful and intelligent than them. We even made them a league at one point to teach them the truth. Or do you no longer remember it?
Who cares about doctors and scientists from Britain, the United States, China, Russia and Switzerland? We have mathematicians, virologists, and political scientists with hundreds of years of experience. Leaders in their field recognized worldwide. Not that Stanford University’s annual ranking includes some inventors in physicochemistry, fluids, nuclear physics, astronautics. Only Konstantin Hadjiivanov (53rd in physicochemistry) and Vasya Bankova (91st in medical and biomolecular chemistry) are among the top 100. It was all over by June, otherwise they would break and eat diplomas.
“Specialists”
they did not come down from the screens
on all televisions,
his opponents barely slipped for a short time. The Medical Union was frozen in silence, as if there was no problem.
And “smart” people listened. He went out to the squares to burn the traitorous masks, filled the bars, the stadiums and cursed those who restrained him. The restaurateurs, inspired by the new VAT, put an extra table in their restaurants and raised prices. Not that VAT has been eliminated. It has reached record levels. 2/3 of Bulgarians say there is simply no virus. It’s all a global conspiracy. First of all, Bill Gates started dating, living only with the idea that if he didn’t sting the Bulgarians, his entire business empire would collapse.
Usually the second wave came, which some fools warned about. And the “specialists” were jealous aloud that important months had fallen asleep by the stupid government, which did not take action.
What steps to take
After the virus
was not in Bulgaria?
After all, if they are taken, someone will again accuse you of spending extra money. Swedish King Carl XVI Gustav’s confessions that his country was fatally wrong with its approach to the virus went unnoticed by the media. Well … idiot, he went to explain!
It became completely absurd to burn masks one day and relax the next day due to the epidemic. Complete schizophrenia. The questions of whether you know an infected person disappeared on their own, because everyone already had one in the family or at work.
Then came the brave Bulgarian military pilots, who received an order, again from the government, to flood the population with coronavirus every morning. But they found the force in themselves and through various reported sites they confessed the crime to the people. Heroes! And the bravest of them, whom we elected president, did not find time to refute them. My man is very busy. How many popular revolts were there, and he had to think about the word of the year. He paid his tribute in this battle, revealing the different strains in Bulgaria on March 3! Long before the British found theirs.
It’s good that the Cobra game has arrived so we can get some rest. And virologists to become the best boxing specialists. They have won countless gold medals at the Olympic and World Games. They took their graduates to the top in the sport. We write him how to behave, what songs to use, how to hit the uppercuts. If he had turned to the real specialists in Bulgaria, he would now be negotiating with Tyson Fury for several hundred million. But he trained according to his own schedule. Without listening to the face, the knockout is his least punishment.
Cobras passed and vaccines arrived. The ones with the Bill Gates chips. Who hasn’t slept for half a year because of the Bulgarians. His actions will go to hell if he doesn’t put the chip on Grandma Peña de Gorno Uino. Because the ark or Noah’s ark is buried somewhere. Abe, Bill Gates knows he has to help us, and that’s it.
And fortunately for the specialists, the vaccines began with sausage cars. An ideal pass for a new heroism on the net. Who cares they were supposed to have modern cooling systems. That they were donated and that they do the job without money. Assholes, idiots and fools. Everyone in Bulgaria knows that a chip in a sausage breaks. Yes, in a sausage with this disgusting “n”, which 99% of the “specialists” miss. And they started some jokes, jokes and even political statements.
Very interesting, if you are injured in an accident, for example, will you care what they take you to the hospital with if there is no ambulance? Untrue. But the vaccine is something else. However, we all understand refrigeration. And the icing on the cake is of course that ZIL in Plovdiv with the padlock.
How not to write that in
Bai Tosho East Time
there was no way it could happen
They and many other things would not have happened if socialism had won, but it was not like that … The important thing is that young people know that it was wonderful. Every summer at sea, every winter in the mountains, when you go to Greece, they shoot. But that was fine.
For years, psychiatrists have complained that there was no registry of mentally ill people in Bulgaria and this prevented them. These doctors are very dumb. There is. Since 1977. Established by Decree 15 of the Council of Ministers. And it’s called ESGRAON. Everyone with a PIN is diagnosed.
But we must be calm. There are enough trucks in Bulgaria to carry schizophrenia drugs to every home, to every party headquarters. We will both help the sector and we can have a good time on Facebook. And feel Bulgarian. And when we get tired, we go to the ZIL fridge, take out a sausage and feel happy. And so on until the end of the world.
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