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The heart of a woman is like a passenger train, there is always room for another.
– Driver, what is this disgrace? The train barely left and they already stole my suitcase!
“What are you wondering?” This is a fast train.
He:
– Aren’t you already a little overweight?
She:
“You know, there are passengers for every train.”
He:
“Hmm, except for the freight.”
– Madam, yesterday on the Varna-Sofia train I forgot the demijohn with brandy. Did someone bring it?
“No, sir, but they brought whoever found her.”
I heard on the train:
– Do you sing while you bathe?
– Forever.
– And since when have you not been singing?
The train from Vratsa to Sofia.
Driver:
“Sir, you have boarded a fast train and your ticket is for a normal passenger ticket. You have to pay more.”
“I’m not in a hurry, slow down, friend!”
A young man and a young woman travel on a train in a compartment. The girl solves a crossword puzzle and turns to the young man:
– Interesting, knowing a game suit, with three letters, the last one is “Y?”
– Signal!
– I wonder, okay, what about having a draft?
A newly married couple travels in the train compartment with strangers. The groom opens champagne and offers his companion:
“Came, sir.”
– No thanks.
Then sausages.
– No thanks.
Then the bride whispers in her husband’s ear:
“Honey, we haven’t met the satellite.” You had to introduce me first!
“My wife, sir.”
– No thanks.
In the compartment of a train:
Two people love each other very much, but they don’t know how to start a conversation. At one point he asks:
– Where are you going?
– For Varna.
“Oh, I’m there too!” And what are you doing?
– I’m a teacher.
“Okay, I’m a doctor.”
– Than? Are you a gynecologist?
“No, but I can watch.”
Two women on the train share:
– My husband remembered 3 days after the honeymoon.
“Oh honey, but at least he didn’t bother much.”
On the train, a man looks at the girl reading a book in front of him. After a while, she puts down the book and turns to him:
“Stop looking at me with those married eyes!”
The director of the blonde:
– Miss, your ticket is for Harmanli, and this train is for Bourgas!
“You see it!” Does it often happen that your driver gets in your way?
Kirkor receives a telegram from Garabed:
– “Wait for me at the station at 6 o’clock. Worry! “
Kirkor goes to the station at 6 o’clock and begins to worry. The train arrives and he sees Garabed at the window with a baby in his arms.
“What’s going on, Garabed?”
“Kirkor, do you remember the summer?”
“Well, I remember!”
– Do you remember the Finnish woman?
“And I remember!”
– And you first, then me, do you remember?
– Ahh, I remember that very well!
“Well, if you remember, let me tell you.” She gave birth to twins. Mine did not survive the birth of yours.
Sofia, Central Station. Through the window of a departing train, a young man yells at his friend on the platform:
– All the best! And thank you very much for your hospitality! And your boyfriend is great in bed!
The guy sits back and watches as his classmates gape at him in amazement and gruffly explains:
“Abe wasn’t there … but not to offend the man.”
A young man goes on vacation and spends all his money. Send a telegram to his father:
“Money is a train.”
Answered:
“The road is a leg.”
“Help help!” – A heartrending scream is heard in one of the carriages of a train. “Is there a doctor on this train?”
A man in socks jumps out of a compartment and runs in the direction of the scream.
– I am a doctor! Who need help?
– Me! – Responds happily one of the passengers sitting in the cabin. “Doctor, tell me about a seven letter sore throat.”
The guard station chief watches a man running rapidly after the departing train, waving his arms.
“Sir, did you miss the train?”
“No, damn it, I’m going to kick him out of the station!”
– For the first time I travel with a pregnant woman on a train.
“But please sir!” I’m not pregnant !!!
– All right! There is time for Bourgas.
Who thinks Bulgaria is small, to travel from Sofia to Varna by train.
A man and a woman meet in a train compartment.
The man:
“My wife is probably cheating on me right now.”
The woman:
“My husband too.”
The man:
“Let’s get revenge on them!”
The woman:
– Come on!
The man:
“Take revenge on them again?”
The woman:
– Yes!
The woman:
– And now to get revenge on them, come on, come on!
The man:
“No, I am not that vindictive.”
A woman called the relevant rail services and complained:
– Abe, while the train passes, my closet shakes! My clothes fall off, they turn white! Send someone to meet you on the spot and fix the problem.
A teacher arrives, goes into the closet and waits for the train to pass. During this time, however, the woman’s husband returns and looks at the men’s shoes in the hall. By inertia he opens the closet and looks at a man:
– Who are you?! What are you doing here ?!
“What if I told you I was waiting for the train, would you not believe me?”
In the train compartment, an assertive suitor sits across from a young woman who is silent the entire time.
“Miss, why are you silent all the time?” asks the suitor.
– I want, I’m silent! she responds whimsically.
“And now”, he asks, “do you want to, but are you silent?”
Films. An interesting action is projected. However, one of the visitors had eaten a bean with sauerkraut the day before, for which he was brutally bitten … Since he saw the movie for the second time, he has learned that there was a time when a tank fired at a train, and at the time of the explosion he decided to “Release the soul” so that it is not understood. Said, done. The time came with the shooting on the train and our man farted, but as he should.
A few seconds later, a voice came from the room:
– Eee, the dumb tank had to hit the damn car ?!
Two travel by train from Varna to Sofia. Get together:
“I am a psychologist.”
– I’m a big mobster … Well, let’s see what kind of psychologist are you? Try to guess what I’m thinking! For every thought you know, I give you a hundred dollars.
“But I’m a psychologist, I don’t guess!”
– Abe, it’s a hundred bucks, try it.
– Well, you are traveling from Varna. Then you were in the sea. Now you remember how good it was for you …
– Well done! Late! Here are a hundred.
– If you had a good time, then you were with a woman. And now you are thinking about her.
– Exactly! Here are another hundred.
“Besides, you don’t want to go home …”
– That’s right, here are another hundred leva.
“If you’re not feeling well, you’re probably married.” And since you’re a mobster, you probably think it wouldn’t hurt to hit your wife and keep the other one.
– Ha! Here are a thousand!
“But why a thousand?” Won’t you give a hundred thoughts
– This is not a thought, but an idea!
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