With the recent news that Buffalo Bills and New Era Cap Company would end their partnership, fans have been wondering which companies might be interested in the stadium’s naming rights. A statement sent to various media outlets on Wednesday night provided the first name on the list.
Bidet maker TUSHY is the first company to express an interest in naming rights and more. With the release on the brink of “bathroom humor,” Buffalo Rumblings contacted TUSHY and confirmed that the information below is “bathroom seriousness.”
TUSHY’s proposal says the following and presumably was also sent to the organization:
Orchard Park is the jewel in the crown of New York’s sports landscape and one of the best environments in soccer. The city houses the stadium for the Buffalo Bills and, perhaps most importantly, is the home of the Bills Mafia. Fans who are part of the Bills Mafia love their traditions and have a fondness for them. This includes drinking alcohol from bowling balls, jumping across tables, and spraying ketchup on each other.
With the news that New Era is dropping naming rights for Bills Stadium, TUSHY, a bidet accessory provider that transforms any traditional toilet bowl into a loot wonderland, would like to announce an offer of up to $ 12,500,000 for the name rights of the stadium and call it “TUSHY Stadium”.
Additionally, TUSHY would like to deploy their bidet-equipped portable toilets in parking lots and gathering places for every Bills home game in 2020 and 2021.
Lastly, assuming the offer is accepted, TUSHY would like to work to bring a college football game to Orchard Park and organize the first “toilet.”
Please take some time to consider our offer.
I look forward to hear from you!
Sincerely,
Miki Agrawal
Founder of TUSHY
Bills fans, what do you think? Feel free to leave your thoughts (and only your thoughts) below.
