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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced that they will return to the UK and make a surprise move to live a “normal life” in Croydon.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex resigned from their royal duties in March 2020 and have been living in California after a brief stint in Canada.
But sources close to the couple say they are leaving their huge house and moving into a studio in Thornton Heath.
It is understood that they want to show that they do not need to live a life of luxury.
And they have started to find James Corden a bit upset.
Having previously flown Apache helicopters for the Army, it is understood that Harry is looking for a job as a Croydon tram driver.
Meanwhile, former Suits actress Meghan is applying for a job as a drama teacher at local high schools.
Their son Archie will move back to Britain with them, where they will treat him like any other 22-month-old, and force him to sit on the mischievous step every time he throws an almighty tantrum over not being able to eat Chocolate Buttons for breakfast. .
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A source close to Harry and Meghan said: “Harry really wants to show everyone that he doesn’t need all the money Netflix is giving them to do one thing or another.
“Although he hopes they will let him have a free package in his new apartment. He is going to live a normal life, so that means trying to get Netflix for free in any way that he can.
“Meghan seems pretty sure Oprah will be visiting all the time and will sleep happily on the couch as there will no longer be nine rooms to choose from.”
The news is not said to have gone well with other royals who are now believed to be considering ways to show that they are more normal than Harry and Meghan.
Having previously been seen showing how depressed she is with peasants shopping at Sainsbury’s, Kate is believed to be preparing for trips to Lidl and Iceland.
Willliam, meanwhile, has signed up for shifts behind the bar from his local Wetherspoons, while Prince Charles is considering being within 50 yards of a Greggs, though he has yet to commit to getting in, let alone trying. a steak in the oven.
Even the Queen is getting involved and has promised to hand over one of her castles to the homeless.
Although he has pointed out that it has to be one of the castles that he didn’t even realize he owned.
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A Buckingham Palace source said: “Harry has said they can get by without all the free stuff the Royal Family gets.
“So now the rest of them are going crazy to show how ordinary they can be.
“Prince Andrew applied for a job at a Pizza Express in Woking.
“Prince Philip plans to celebrate his 100th birthday by raising money for the NHS by doing 100 laps of his garden. We just hope he realizes that the garden at Windsor Castle is half of Berkshire.
“And the Queen is going to trade one of her Corgis for a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. He’ll look good walking the streets of Sandringham with him.”
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