The best of MS Dhoni in quotes


If I tell everyone what it is, they (CSK) do not buy me at the auctions. It’s a trade secret. Dhoni is tight-lipped about the secret behind CSK qualifying for the playoffs at will.

I will not count it as a bad performance. It was so bad I could not count it as a performance.
Ms Dhoni usually does not rush his words to a bad view.

You can convert 1.8 runes to 1.9 runes in twos, but not 1.75 or 1.7.
Some calculations of one of the best runners between wickets for when an outside field has dau.

Personally, I feel like I use a little too much of my brain in this format.
Has anyone better summarized the Twenty20 format?

Therefore, you need to watch the game. What went wrong you would have realized.
There were times when journalists were at the receiving end of his one-liners.

Another 20 days and you can apply for citizenship.
The feeling after India’s long tour of Australia in 2014-15.

It’s like putting 100kg over you. After that even if you place a mountain, it will make no difference.
What is pressure? A matter of a few extra pounds.

Every time we have played with four fast bowlers, two things happen. One the captain is banned, two we lose.
He often got straight to the point when discussing tactics.

They actually feel that it would be better to place a bowling machine there.
When his bowlers did not like it, the new ODI rules were introduced in 2013.

God does not come to save us.
The words of wisdom in the huddle before India’s successful defense of a total under-par in the 2013 Champions Trophy final.

At the moment we are not even using one, where are we going to bull two?
The time he felt helpless when two-bouncer-an-over rule was introduced in ODIs, given how the fast bowlers of India were injured or out of shape.

Honestly, I’m pretty bad at analyzing technology; you have seen my technique.
But shall we see him as an expert on the telly?

We will be busy shopping. That we can pay. There’s nothing real in our hands.
What to do if the fate of your team lies in the hands of a match played by others.

From Kishore Kumar we went to Sean Paul.
Dhoni had to adapt to the old and the young during his stint as captain.

You die, you die. You do not see what is the better way to die.
His wit did not devastate him in back-to-back whitewashing in England and Australia.

I do not like that I repeat everything.
After leading India to the 2011 World Cup, many Dhoni fans would not mind hearing those words now.

The only person who can control Sreesanth is Sreesanth. It’s out of my control and I do not think too much of it.
Man-management MS Dhoni-style.

Until the full stop comes, the sentence is not complete.
The time when he became metaphorical for the final of the World Cup in 2011.

One other man will not play.
It’s not easy to remember your XI, especially if it’s the first match of a world championship campaign.

The only thing that went well for us was the warm-up for the match.
The positives from a bad game.

Honestly, I do not understand Duckworth-Lewis. I’m just waiting for the creator’s decision.
He is like the rest of us.

What happens inside a meeting, where the selection, the captain and the coaches are there, when it comes out, it’s disgusting and disrespectful.
The time when he was upset when discussions from the selection meeting were leaked to the media.

If you are not 100 percent fit and not at your best [and still play], it’s cheat.
When he made his stance on fitness clear after watching a 2008 Test series in Sri Lanka.

If you have played international cricket, you realize that you never play 100 percent. When his attitude about fitness evolved into an IPL match of 2019.

I will just ask Mahela if he will lend Mendis for a few practice sessions.
That was a plan.

Yes [media people] change my girlfriends every two days. Please let it go on for a while.
The days when Indian media daggers speculated about all things Dhoni.

We are told that Mumbai is a city that is always on the move. Look, me and my boys have brought the whole city to a standstill today.
His reaction after crowds began to welcome the team to a parade after the World T20 win.

Before I start, I should say that I read an article by you in Cricinfo. You would say Australia was the favorites. Today I and the boys think we have proved you wrong.
Speaking to Ravi Shastri after India’s victory over Australia in the semi-finals of the 2007 World Twenty20, MS Dhoni had revealed that he was reading our site.

Now even PETA has said that you can not remove the tail cosmetically.
An awake response from an awake captain – after many questions about batting India’s lower order.

You can put hybrid fuel in the car, but the cylinder, the engine, everything, has to be that way.
Whether India needs a field coach.

I love returning to Ranchi. I have three dogs at home. Even after losing a series or winning a series, they treat me the same way.
At the time he was captain of India and under constant control.

In countries like Australia or England, people speak English in such an accent that it is very difficult to understand. So, at parties like locals come to us and start chatting, even if we get nothing, we say ‘yes’. Or if I have a drink in hand, I excuse myself by saying, ‘I’m just having a drink,’ but will never see that person again.
Early trips with the Indian team were challenging on many fronts.

From 1929 consider me retired
Finally, Dhoni used his first Instagram post in six months to announce retirement in a way only he could

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