Photo: Paul Hennessy / SOPA Images / LightRocket (fake pictures) On July 11, Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida reopened to the public after being closed since March due to COVID-19 restrictions. Many critics have complained that reopening the park is too risky at this stage, particularly as coronavirus …
Read More »Cocaine-filled coffee beans seized by the Italian police.
Cocaine-filled coffee beans seized by Italian authorities.Screenshot: Guardia di Finanza (Fair use) There are many creative ways to smuggle cocaine into a country if you try hard enough. Case in point: these cocaine-filled coffee beans (seen above) that Italian authorities seized at Milan’s Malpensa airport. How did the police think …
Read More »Taco Bell is removing the 7-layer Burrito from its menu [Updated]
Photo: Mike Egerton – PA Images (fake pictures) Update, July 20, 2020: After sending a frantic email to Taco Bell on Friday about the fate of beloved 7-Lyesterday Burrito us I finally received an email confirming our worst suspicions: “Taco Bell is simplifying its menu to simplify operations,” wrote the …
Read More »Republican congressman says Kushner and Ivanka Trump are “power players” in Trump campaign
Republican Congressman Michael McCaul says they are the daughter of President Trump, Ivanka Trump, and her son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who are the “power players behind the scenes” in the Trump campaign and its reorganization. Kushner, he believes, was behind the decision to demote campaign manager Brad Parscale. “Jared really is …
Read More »Burger King Becomes a Leader in Fart Prevention Technology
Screenshot: Burger King One of the greatest threats to the future of humanity is cow farting. The livestock industry is directly responsible for around one trimester climate change since the beginning of the industrial era; 65% of that comes from livestock, whose flatulence is methane, a greenhouse gas 34 times …
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