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“The Dumbest Bond Villain of All Time”: “Today Show” -Welke Taunts Trump
The “Today Show” on the hunt for “Dr. No-Brain”, in a clinch with “EUschi” von der Leyen, on the conspiratorial traces of QAnon and even in a conversation with Frau Gott: Oliver Welke and his team were very under tension, also because of the price of electricity.
“It is devastating.” Oliver Welke presented the “first official forecast” for the elections in the United States on the “Today Show”: “Donald Trump wins!” That was due to Donald fans, who “don’t care about all the scandals.” Regardless of whether Trump is making fun of his own scientists when it comes to climate change (“It’s starting to get cold”) or outrageous nonsense (“Dry trees explode easily”).
However, according to Welke, “Trump will win the election.” But that’s understandable “in a world where he’s even still president if he admits he’s deliberately downplaying a deadly pandemic.” Trump said verbatim in an interview with Corona: “I always played down it. I still like to downplay it to avoid panic.”
Trump is like “the dumbest Bond villain of all time”
Publicly revealing his “diabolical plan” was “like the stupidest Bond villain of all time,” Welke said, “Dr. Without a brain. “” Tens of thousands of Americans could have been saved if their government had acted at that time. “The final question” Why are you still in office? “Welke himself answers:
Own reality: good transition for conspiracy theorists of the QAnon movement and their absurd claims: the Clinton-Obama clan tortures kidnapped children in underground dungeons to extract the metabolic product adrenochrome from their pineal glands to use it as a miracle drug for millionaire elites . Also in Germany, QAnon and theories find more and more supporters. Voice of a real television interview, sadly not satirical: “UNICEF is the transporter. UNICEF welcomes children and brings them to the elites! “
Laughter caught in the throat when the “Today Show” put forward marketing proposals for the claim that the captured children were being “transformed into food”: “Viennese children’s schnitzel no longer running free from Austrian cellars”, by example.
“There are the crazy, the stupid and the totally contaminated!”
“Nothing is so stupid anymore that it doesn’t succeed,” Welke said in light of the fact that a QAnon group in Germany already has 120,000 subscribers. Who should believe in such theories? “Renowned conspiracy theorist” Olaf Schubert was allowed to explain, “Sure, that sounds funny at first.” But: “In the end, the same thing happens with religions. I mean, ‘The woman was created from my rib,’ which could also be Pippi Longstocking. “
The statement “It’s just the crazy” seems to Schubert too general. “We have to differentiate here. There are the crazy, the stupid and the totally polluted. “Schubert doesn’t want to consider them all stupid either.” You have beaten reason. This is reciprocal swarm intelligence. A mental freak in the group, a brain explosion. “
EU: “Each for himself, unless there is money to distribute”
Hart went to court with the policy regarding conditions on Lesbos. It became the hesitation of the Interior Minister Horst Seehofer. (Welke: “Hotte is busy, for example, with the prevention of studies on racism by the police”). As denounced as “looking the other way” from the EU, “even when the Lesbos police attack desperate people, including children, with tear gas they shoot.”
Nobody, according to Welke, wants more uncontrolled immigration than in 2015. “But you can have a little residual empathy.” Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, did not do well either.
That is why the interim report by “EUschi” only turned out good at first glance: “With his attempts to persuade other EU countries to host refugees, he always caused great fun in Brussels.”
Frau Gott is angry: “Using German weapons to create new refugees”
But none of this is a miracle. “In the EU the only thing left is: everyone for himself, unless there is fresh money to distribute.” Is that compatible with Christian values? God was even asked about it, but it seemed to her (Christine Prayon) that “sheer hypocrisy” was only “divine” from a comedic point of view. Or from the angle of cynicism: “Merkel”, says Ms Gott, “talks coldly about ‘Combating the causes of the leak locally’, while her GroKo coldly exports more and more weapons.” That runs under “create new refugees with German weapons!” Because she, Frau Gott, owns the “trademark rights to the entire Christian drifter,” she removes the letter C. Enough from the CDU.
He was earthy in the “subtle media criticism of Georg Hassknecht”, who commented on “Cancel culture” in relation to satire (“In my private life, I think the ‘Today Show’ sucks too!” when it came to electricity. And also sobering. Because electricity providers have not passed on the lower electricity consumption – and the electricity savings – achieved due to end-consumer lockdown – on the contrary. Wither: “Electricity prices only know one direction in Germany.” Upwards. 85 percent of suppliers have increased the price of electricity.
Sebastian Pufpaff, Managing Director of the electricity supplier PuffPower (“Great Electricity for Your Home”), explained why and how people switching electricity providers slow down and cheat: Corporations would have to make money lost due to Corona through the “normal and unreliable next door”. give back. That works because, first of all, “in Germany if you feel like it”, the increases are free of problems if you teach “idiom … err … consumers how to increase the price smoothly”, for example, hidden in the last pages . of the writing. Pufpaff: ‘Who reads the second page of a letter? When it comes to porn, I don’t see the credits either! “
