Swiss Bachelor: Alan is done! What was I thinking?



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Who walks through the day and the wind? It’s Francesca, with a, um, no, not a kid, just a dress. Image: chmedia

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“Single” at the end! What was Alan thinking?

Yes done! Single Alan seems to have found the woman of his dreams. How long will that work? Hmmmmmm …

Right now I’m wondering what the name of the guy who successfully sang for Switzerland in 2019, when the ESC still existed. Piero? Esteriore? No, a bit out of place, but I can’t get the cover of the so-called Esteriore Brothers out of my head, whose album “To Get Her” is about to hit the Christmas market. The four Esteriores are trying to become something like the Jackson Five of Helvetia.

Aaaaaahhh, what was the boy’s name? Luca? Hänni? I agree! With “She Got Me”! “To catch her” versus “She caught me” … That’s the difference between Piero and his brothers and Luca: The Esteriores have to catch their lady first, Luca has been captured by one without making any effort. Good

The Esteriore brothers look for a wife and at least find a bar stool. Image: ex libris

Luca Hänni was found by a woman, although perhaps he was just looking for a bar stool. Image: youtube / luca hänni

Then it can be said that Luca Hänni is in the privileged position of the graduate, whom the ladies swarm and trap and do their best to get swarms of butterflies and other emotional animals “across” on his stomach. Whereas Esteriore’s quartet looks more like a few perhaps less fortunate “Bachelorette” candidates.

But enough has been said about hot porridge or cold soup! Friends, it was FINAL! In other words, the episode prior to the reunion episode in which almost all the applicants and graduates sit in chairs, nod, and at the end Rafale Beutl asks the question of all the questions, namely: «Are you still a couple? »Which not infrequently leads to a rude awakening from our favorite collectively dreamed fairy tale (as if … kitsch of heteronormative idiocy …).

Leila and ex-Bachelor Patric have beautiful necklines. Image: chmedia

In the final episode nothing else happened, everyone sat on chairs, ex-bachelor “I have such beautiful hair!” – Patric and Alan’s best friend Leila asked tough questions, the finalists Fabienne, Francesca and Veronika nodded.

In the end, Prince Alan asked the question: “Do you want my last rose … (a miserable tension floor began hesitantly, he rose lethargic, relaxed over the garden of a Portuguese palazzo, in which the last two of the three final thanks he longed for the word of redemption from his master …), Francesca? »

Fabienne, Francesca and Veronika (left to right) want redemption, fulfillment, kisses, love … Unfortunately, all from Alan himself. Image: chmedia

Alan introduced the question of all questions with the poetic words: “I am silenced until shpat i de night dusse gsass. I drink Wii and I think Schtärne is good. “And the stars came together to form the constellation Francesca. I will give Alan and Francesca a real opportunity to answer Rafael Beutl’s question next Monday with a” Yes! “Answer I think the two of them are really crazy about each other, I’ll give them an optimistic half year.

And then: moment of horror for the flight attendant Veronika, because she is not the one who flies into Alan’s arms. Image: chmedia

Francesca, who is as young as Fabienne, that is 22, but still much more mature, in a way, is an amazing kitschy noodle. Supposedly, she wrote a letter to her future husband 8 years ago, that is, at the age of 14, and promised not to read it before the altar until the wedding. But hey, the “Bachelor” has cameras and ratings, so why wait for an altar? And then she reads:

Dear future husband …
I wrote you the letter even though I don’t know anything about you, who you are or why you will run away from me. But I know I’m so lucky! I am waiting for you all my life and I am sure that you are a little better than there mini, but I think you are a little big, handsome and very funny. I promise that I will accept you as you with all your flaws and imperfections! I know you are the perfect piece that was missing in the puzzle for me and I chas chum wait mini ziet zspend zreis with you, zlache with you and family z reasons and I love you especially because I know you deserve it! I am looking forward to seeing you!
In love dini
future woman!

(Spelling: Francesca, 14)

You have to say: No matter what the “Bachelor” people did in it, the Portuguese village always looked great, even the kitchen. Here Alan listens with emotion to the reading of Francesca’s letter. Image: Screenshot 3plus / chmedia

Alan, the king of attention addiction, finds it all big-hearted, accurate, emotional, and not at all shameful. He was afraid in advance that there was nothing profound behind Francesca’s smile. After all, your job is that of an influencer. He asks fearfully: “Are social media superficial?” No! It is at least as deep as the love fantasy of a fourteen-year-old boy.

And here is one of the thousand kisses for the winner. Image: chmedia

Regardless, the two are now bonded, despite Patric being concerned that Francesca may claim much of the limelight through her work. Because the center of attention, Patric thinks, belongs now … Well, Patric stop.

You remember? No? Okay, her name was Grace, she was lovely, she had a simple origin. Patric no. She was in love with a cozy old caravan her father lived in. He does not. “Okay, okay, okay, okay,” he said, “he’s old, but um, okay.” It wasn’t an environment for his tattered, self-designed clothes and whatever else he stood for.

I guess I hope not, I feel like Alan is different with his years as a construction worker. But I am incorrigible. I believe in good. I believe in love Also from Alan and Francesca. And if you don’t prove me wrong next Monday, I’ll light a candle for you.

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