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“Sweaty Rudy” – How the Internet Reacts to Giuliani’s Hair Color Decay
Anyone who thought that Rudy Giuliani had hit rock bottom in the Borat movie was wrong. His absurd appearance at yesterday’s press conference sparked a wave of amusement and disbelief on the Internet.
The mere fact that Giuliani was appointed by Trump as lead counsel for what is arguably the most important court case of his life raised many questions. According to court records available to AP News, Giuliani last appeared as a lawyer 30 years ago.
Giuliani was once a respected lawyer. Image: keystone
The decision to appoint Rudy Giuliani as lead counsel could have occurred this way.
“It is absolutely clear that we have lost, Mr. President. Maybe it’s time to …
Send sweaty Rudy.
“SCHICK.DEN.SWITZTEN.RUDY”
In his confusing monologue at yesterday’s press conference, Giuliani spoke of massive electoral fraud and a sophisticated scheme that had attempted to steal Trump’s victory. He did not provide any evidence for his claims, nothing new.
No wonder the brown streams suddenly running down his face stole the show:
A debate quickly broke out online about what liquid adorned Giuliani’s cheeks. As one hairdresser told the New York Times, it was not a classic hair color, as many suspected, but rather a kind of mascara or pencil that can be used to cover gray hair.
Or was it just an elegantly placed surreptitious ad for Hershey’s chocolate syrup?
Could the Trend for 2021. If you don’t like chocolate, you can alternatively buy this product: Smear your cheeks. Activated by sweat. “
For Giuliani, sweat not only activated the hair product, but also the use of his cloth. Impressively, he managed with precise cleaning movements not to touch the thread.
Maybe it should have stayed in the fridge a little longer before the performance.
Or was it all a cry for help and an attempt to cryptically tell Trump that he should finally give up (‘grant’)?
Giuliani’s appearance leaves the Internet (with the exception of Republicans) unconvinced. Trump’s fraud allegations so far have been completely unfounded, and Giuliani’s commitment can’t change that either. Represented in a meme, the situation looks like this, according to a 9gag user:
