Guards in Skyrim seem to have decided that they no longer need to wear uniforms and put it around Markarth and Solitude in their underwear.
Skyrim is world famous for how strange its glitches can be, as evidenced by the recent phenomenon that players are recounting their experiences with dragon-riding giants. These so-called glitches are often loved by the community of the game and are seen as unintentional humor, as opposed to irritating or disgusting.
However, this new one is extra strange, as more and more people are coming across imperial guards who are policing the streets in the nip. Check out the Reddit post below.
Let me guess… someone stole your uniform… from skyrim
“Let me guess … someone stole your uniform” is a world-class title for this honestly unbelievable screenshot. Imagine you are a guard tasked with keeping Markarth’s streets safe and rolling until the last Dragonborn in a few tight ways. How does this guy still have a job, I thought to myself. Sure, imperial guards have a strict dress code.
Apparently not, because the guys at Solitude do exactly the same thing. Even those who patrol the gardens of the Blue Palace, where Skyrim’s ancient High King lived.
Let me guess, someone stole your weapons and armor. of skyrim
“You have committed crimes against Skyrim and its people,” the guard said. “What do you say in your defense?”
‘Put on some pants, man,’ I say. ‘Surely you can not take me into your Calvins prison. ‘
So far, I have only seen two people take screenshots of guards refusing to wear ridiculous clothes, but trends are catching on pretty fast in the Elder Scrolls community. A few months ago, people brought mass debate over dicks from Elder Scrolls for centuries. Once one person posts something new, everyone starts sharing their stuff. The Skyrim subreddit will probably not be overcome in no time with unintentional guards.
Somehow, though, this is still not the best Skyrim story of the last few weeks. The best is about the person who decided to submit all their college essays in Dovah. I’m sure Paarthurnax would have been under the impression, but I strongly doubt the person who marked it.
