Notre Dame and Brian Kelly Perfectly Happy to Kill Kids Again


Pair for the course with this donkey.

Pair for the course with this donkey.
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While many college football programs have traditions of disgust and dangerous behavior, only one school has accepted the death of students as just doing the price of doing business. Notre Dame, however, has always kept itself above all other college programs, even though it lost its place above the sector decades ago, so it’s no wonder they are the ones who want to go the furthest in maintaining what they love most. .

Perhaps no school is better equipped than continuing with and playing football in and through a football season, while the entire campus around it becomes a toxic Petri dish. Remember, no changes really came after they forced Declan Sullivan in a scissor lift to practice in film and it killed him. Brian Kelly thought they had a good practice that day. Her handling of The rape case of Lizzie Seeberg, which causes suicide, does not cause any changes. Kelly claimed he made no important decisions and the administration would handle everything, and went on to not even remember Prince Shembo. This is Notre Dame, by the way, so if you do not actually put the golden dome over your skull, your life is simply in the service of those who do.

With the news that things are on the Notre Dame campus spiked to 58 in just one week after classes opened, thanks to one party on campus. Half of the tests conducted on campus on Sunday came back positive. You’d think head coach Kelly would be a little worried about the safety of his players, at least. Ha, just kidding, you like I never thought Brian Kelly had the least bit of humanity to him, which does not make him much different than any other college coach.

But do not worry, Kelly has a plan! Everyone has a sub, and like a rash of injuries like snails, Fighting Irish will just deal with anything that comes their way. Next man up, even if the man before actively coughing a lung when his heart is scarred for life. Even if it’s a disease that can take the lives of its players forever, or even kill them. Just another thing we need to become a team, in Kelly’s world. How far away are we from having replicants for every player and coach in South Bend? Closer than we think, if the Notre Dame faculty obviously would not curse replicants if the work of the devil and holy water were thrown at them. Also explaining what the work of the Devil is and pouring holy water there is a 300 level course at ND.

We apparently lost our minds and souls when North Carolina was open all week before finding out it was not safe to have students running around. Unless those students are a money cow for the school. If you are seen as a paying student, they will at least wave their arms at some indication that they care. If you are seen by the school as a continuously spying ATM, then you can immediately move on to practice, Chumley.

Kelly may have gone on to praise his players for following the set protocols and passing only two positive tests, but they have only been on campus for a week with the rest of the current student body. There will be other parties (and if you’re wondering why anyone goes out of their way to attend a Notre Dame party, probably full of Notre Dame students, that sounds as entertaining as eating toenails, I have no idea answers for you other than INDIANA.Also the eating of toenails was Tommy Rees in mind.There will be other temptations, other reasons for players to leave their safe area as it was.They are children.But apparently is that’s OK, because Kelly has a plan.

The only plan that will keep everyone safe is to send everyone home and try this all at some point in 202. But what is Notre Dame in the fall without football? Apparently nothing, because they have acted on it in the real life of students. This is an old hat for Old Notre Dame.

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