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OPINION: We may not know the outcome of the US election when the polls close on Wednesday (New Zealand time), but at least the long campaign will be over.
What happens next is anyone’s guess. If Donald Trump loses to Joe Biden in a landslide, will he do what he has threatened, pack up and leave the country? That is, if any country accepts it.
If Trump has charges to face for tax evasion, he may have to flee and live underground, taking up residence with preparers in the woods and swamps. It’s too bad you can’t get McDonald’s, Burger King, and KFC when you’re living off the grid.
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Donald Trump shows his trademark “Hey you in the audience” point.
And what about his support team, the posh Trump family and his favorite daughter, Ivanka? Perhaps the failed former fashion designer could raise money by making Donny dolls in the Ken & Barbie line and scale of Ken, complete with clothing and accessories: the elongated red tie, the orange base makeup, the combed wig, and a MAGA. mask (barely worn).
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The Donny doll would have a semi-automatic ability so that it could do all the hand actions: the “Hello, you, in the audience” point, the WTF shrug, and the tiny twirling clenched-fist boxing legs.
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Melania Trump stays on the catwalk even as she walks to and from the presidential plane.
And don’t forget, Melania, the duo’s Barbie doll who currently presents a pretty military-influenced clothing line: the green dress with a large belt buckle and subtle epaulettes, which she wore for her vivacity, as totally casual. , campaign speech.
Your signature must-have piece would be a replica of the casual yet excellent jacket with “I don’t really care, do I?” adorned on the back, which he wore in a detention center for migrant children. And the props, a fake hand holding Donny’s handy as he walks the catwalk, they cross the lawn in high heels that never sink into the grass before climbing up Marine One’s air stairs to turn and hit the crowd a wooden salute.
And stay Fox News If Donald loses, not to mention CNN, have both channels done a great deal since the reality star took office? If there is no clear majority for Trump, there is no doubt that the channels will continue the machinations of the Supreme Court, alleged electoral fraud, etc., while concerned Western-style democracies consider what another Trump victory would mean for the democracy around the world.
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Will Parliament allow Winston Peters to deliver a farewell speech, even if he is no longer a Member?
If Trump wins, will he continue to hold large demonstrations that fan his fragile ego and are the blood of his life, that blood that, according to him, has made him immune to Covid-19? Good luck with that immunity after new research studies suggest that antibodies to coronavirus fade relatively quickly. If he catches the virus a second time, how will the septuagenarian super spreader in chief fare with another hit?
Meanwhile, Down Under, we wonder if the prime minister will grant a special dispensation so that Winston Peters, if he chooses, can deliver a farewell speech in Parliament.
Even though NZ First did not reach the 5 percent threshold, it would seem rude not to allow its former deputy leader to have his last words, even if it means opening up the possibility for Advance NZ leader Jami-Lee Ross to insist. in being allowed to say goodbye as well.
