It’s amazing how many people are unable to consider their own business and need to criticize their neighbors for the smallest things. You see them on the next door every day, complaining about excessive paint or paint colors that are “not appropriate for the neighborhood.”
One of these excited neighbors, known as “Karen” in the story, messed up with the wrong woman this holiday season (we’ll call her “our hero” for the story). He had no idea that criticizing his neighbor for having a gargoyle on his porch during the Christmas season leads to an epic battle.
It all started with our hero’s neighbor sending a letter saying that the Gargoils were “not in the spirit of Christmas.” So he reacted to Frank by making Gargoyle festive with a Santa hat and a daisy.
Our hero then took things on the festive meter, giving Frank a company, a Christmas tree.
After that, the angry neighbor sent another note asking if our hero thought they were funny. So he decided to add something new to the day like an Advent calendar lender. Then, join an elf party on a shelf.
The next day, Frosty the Snowman showed up at our hero’s porch.
Taking things a step further, he added a photo of Bruce Willis from “Die Hard,” because, for some, the film is a Christmas classic. These people deserve to be featured in such an inclusive holiday show.
Taking care of the cat’s skeleton, Motley began to get a little more “A Nightmare Before Christmas” as the cat’s skeleton was added to the Christmas scene.
After that, the neighbor struck with a note that called our hero “childish” and “ridiculous.”
Next, our hero added a dog skeleton to the scene to keep the company of the cat skeleton.
Christmas Gargoyle by Frank / Facebook
The neighbor is getting really angry!
Christmas Gargoyle by Frank / Facebook
The neighbor returned with another note that read: “Hippos have nothing to do with Christmas !!!!!!!!!!” Haven’t they heard the famous song “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”?
Christmas Gargoyle by Frank / Facebook
Our hero wrote, “I am getting all these notes, which made me ask about someone else who likes to write demand notes – the Phantom of the Opera.” “I believe it makes me Monsieur Firmin now.”
Christmas Gargoyle by Frank / Facebook
The neighbor’s next announcement was that they had informed the Homeowners Association of our heroes. But a lot like Kevin McCluster in “Home Alone” he won’t come back. “Do you leave people? Or thirsty for more?”
Christmas 2020 says nothing like the plague doctor cutter and rats.
After that, the neighbor became very angry and rebuked some of the Christmas scenes.
“WHO! I’m three hours away and there was a melee!” Our hero wrote. “Looks like we’ve struck a nerve today. Karen’s note today suggests she’s not very appreciative ‘that I’d prefer to put vermin on my porch.’ My performance is ‘awesome,’ and my parents ‘should be so disrespectful and so proud to raise a daughter.’ Well Karen, my parents are no longer with us, but I am absolutely positive that they are proud and will love this whole thing. Where do you think I got my sense of humor and charm? Plus, my mom will never back down. Taught. From grandfatherhood. “
Next, in a perfectly delicious move, our hero added some pink flamingos to the scene. John Waters will be proud.
We’ve got ten days until Christmas and this story isn’t over. Who knows what will happen next? Will the neighbors enter the fistfuffs after so much indifference on Christmas Eve? Will the city come down and take down the festive scene? Or will the neighbors bury that hatchchat in a display of Christmas spirit?
Follow Frank Christmas Gargoyle on Facebook to see how it ends.
PS Our hero took some time to write a serious note thanking everyone for following his story.
“The holiday season can be a difficult time for many of us, including myself, and this year has been a particularly mysterious one, so my silly Shennig with my little neighbor has also brought a little peel to many, which is really hot. I mean I crack myself every day, but it’s great to know that all the people in the Dang world are cracking down on me.
He then thanks the people who are working to keep us all healthy during this difficult time.
“I want to give a special voice to all the nurses, DX, EMT, PA, RT, and all of you other frontline basses for all your comments. It’s very cool to know this silly page can provide even a moment of relief. All is under stress. You people are the true heroes of 2020! Frank and friends salute you! “She continued. “Everyone stays safe and remembers — Hippos are Christmas AF !!”
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