Microsoft actually recorded a Christmas carol with the words ‘Bingle Bells’


Microsoft tweeted Fake commercial For a pretend holiday album Micro .ft Holiday Hits, Not a real, four-CD album that claims to have “60 festive choices.” I want to repeat that This is not a real album – But the company did indeed go for Los anyway in an attempt to record the tidbits of the Microsoft-themed version of the classic Christmas carol. I really like Puns, Dad’s funny and horrible jokes, but something I laughed at from what Microsoft did here.

Here are the lyrics to One Eye Rolling Carroll:

Joy to Word / Spellcheck done

It fixes all my stuff

Or how about this classic? I look forward to hearing your mass sighs of despair on the internet:

Please mute this merry gentleman / you are talking too loud

We’re trying to have a meeting / you’re in a crowd

But by far the worst culprit is the “Bingle Bells”, which are really stuck in my head:

Bingle Bells, Bingle Bells / Bing run all the way

Oh, it’s fun to surf the World Wide Web today, hey

I have to give Microsoft a bit of credit for some fantasy song titles, though. “Sacks of the ‘0s deck hulls’ sounds like a great theme for a holiday party.” Windows Wonderland “is really very clever. Then you breathe fast through your nose wherever I made it work. And the whole video is presented in the style of a charming old Christmas-themed infomercial.

You should only look at micro .ft One minute and fifteen seconds ed For this fake album for you:

Micro .ft has been something of a holiday ad this year. The company sold MS Paint and Windows-themed ugly sweaters, but as of this writing, they have sold. One of the Xbox ads earlier this week that I should consider was a short film Thor: Ragnarok Director Taika Vetti, Master Chief as DJ Cat. Dogs fall in the second holiday ad Halo, Minecraft, And Flight simulator.

You can tell for sure that the ads of Micro .ft have been memorable, which I guess is the whole point.