Meghan and Harry should stop crying instead of complaining to Oprah



Sitting in front of the TV on Sunday night, I will play a drinking game with the virtual pals while the multi-haired Prince Harry and Mapan Markle meet with Oprah Winfrey.

“Tabloids.” Shot! “Nightmare.” Shot! “The Queen and Abuse.” Shot and shoot!

The trouble is, as the former Royals torment them so much, it will take less than 10 minutes for the sofa to slide drunk.

Watching the trailers, CBSA has released a two-hour special – set to the sound of a violin that sounds like a movie – a round of applause from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, another ridiculous pity party.

Pass the sick bucket. “Meghan” complaints about Buckingham Palace expect her to remain “silent” that Winders is “lying about her and Harry” and other confusions I’m already bored with.

What did Meghan Markle expect when she got married to the final guilded cage, the British royal family? Her main complaint seems to be that she can’t get anything she offers – money, houses, title – and without any responsibility, she continues to do what she wants.

Meghan Markle rah due to air on March, 2001, during her interview with Oprah.
Meghan Markle rah due to air on March, 2001, during her interview with Oprah.
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It’s a little richer in these terrible times – when people are dying from COVID-19 and others are facing economic ruin – that these pampered narcissists believe it’s fair to imagine from their 14 14.65 million mansion in California.

If you’ve lost a loved one to the virus, your job is in jeopardy, or your kids are being denied an education, you’ll feel totally better off listening to the plight of an actress fully dressed in 4,700 dresses. And a blurry-looking blueblood with a wild-child past.

After that Hzza and Mags have a slick PR machine employed as their emergency management team. Faced with allegations of bullying this week during his long stint as acting monarch – some 2,686 days – Flxx said the Duchess was saddened by this latest attack on her character.

Oprah Winfrey during her meeting with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Oprah Winfrey during her meeting with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex
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He added that, with the goal of self-immolation, he is “deeply committed to supporting those who experience pain and trauma.”

Well, listen, Buttercup! As your grandfather-in-law, Prince Philip, 99, has recovered from heart surgery in London while the rest of the world suffers from epidemics, it’s time to stop flipping.

Harry and Meghan say they left the royal family because they had so much to offer the world, as far as they could tell. But obviously what they have to talk about is themselves.

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