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As a devoted supporter of President (for life) Donald Trump, I refuse to begin to acknowledge that he lost the presidential election to Sleepy Joe Biden.
But because I love our president so much, and because I’ve spent so much time adoringly observing his glorious and most amazing presidency, I want to help him prepare for any possible outcome while we await the final and official (probably manipulated by super-antifa soldiers). radicals) the results of the electoral recount and judicial decisions.
So I prepared a concession speech for my great friend, President Trump, and formed a fundraising organization called the Trump Campaign Coalition to stop the voting or possibly start the vote or maybe reverse the vote depending on the state we are talking about. . TCCSVPSVMRVDWSWTA for short. (Send money immediately. We guarantee that every dollar will go to something patriotic and not directly to the Trump family’s bank account.)
As for the concession speech, I am sure that President Trump will not have to use it, because there is no circumstance where he can lose something or admit defeat. But with the FAKE NEWS media and the liberals who believe in “counting.” Y ?? also ?? and renegade Republicans at the state level assuring Americans that “there is no electoral fraud.” and “the sanctity of our choices will be respected”, better safe than sorry. (Not that President Trump ever regrets anything. I would never suggest that.)
So here is a speech that the president can use if necessary, although I’m sure it will never be necessary:
Hello losers, junkies, enemies and vicious animals.
Am I here to celebrate my massive, unprecedented ?? It really is unprecedented, many say that ?? re-election. It really is something. So beautiful. I have a map here to show you my many victories in the Electoral College, something you never heard much about until I became president. Electoral College they call it. Actually, it is not a university, but something beautiful, beautiful.
As you can see from this map, it is all red. I won everywhere, I think it’s 750 votes to zero for Sleepy Joe. A big fat zero. I earned more than any president in history.
So with that, I hereby concede that Lyin ‘Joe Biden and Kamala (be sure to mispronounce your name here, Mr. President) Harris have largely lost, to me, their president for life.
Now of course the horrible people on the fake news and the radical left Democrats and various Republicans soon to be visited by some of my great Russian friends are trying to steal this incredible victory from you true Americans who love your favorite president. .
Who doesn’t love me? I never understand that, I’m just Serious.
I’ve done the best job of any president, even better than Honest Abe. Many people have said that. Did this great general approach me? big and tough general? and he had tears in his eyes and he said, “President Trump, sir, I want to thank you for making everything so perfect.” And you’ve given us so many bombs. So perfect.??
It’s love, really. It is a lot of love. And that’s what MAGA is all about, right? Love.
And I hate, I guess. Because we have to hate the demonic communist Marxist anarchist socialists who have taken our vote, our precious, precious vote, and tried to tarnish it by counting. That’s what they’ve done, believe me. They have ruined our vote with the count. I’m calling it the c word. No one has used that term, it just occurred to me. I think you’ll hear it a lot.
Counting. These anti-American monsters just want to tell. It’s everything you hear about fake media: account, account, account, ACCOUNT, ACCOUNT. Account, account, account.
And do you know what they do? They say if you count all the votes and there are more votes for Biden than for Trump, then Biden wins the state. Can you believe it? It is a fraud. It is cheating. It’s math, and you know who else uses it? Globalists. Evil, evil people who want to destroy us and all 58 states that make up our great nation.
So I ask you today, the forgotten men and women of America, to support me as I begin my second term. We have a lot to look forward to. So much.
Our beautiful border wall is almost finished. I have been told it will be ready in two weeks. And you can bet that Mexico will pay for every inch!
And in two weeks, I will present the most amazing health care plan that anyone has ever seen. People are already saying they can’t believe it. They call it “perfect”. It is a perfect health care plan and you will see it soon.
I will silence my critics by publishing all my tax returns. As soon as they are no longer under audit, which I have been told will be very soon. Probably a couple of weeks. You’ll see.
I’m moving out of the White House soon because, frankly, it’s not that nice. I’ve never liked it, so I choose to leave, probably around January 20. I will do my job as president from one of my beautiful properties, possibly abroad.
And with your help, we will continue to make America great again, as long as you continue to send me money and believe everything I say.
God bless those who love me and no one else.
?? Donald J. Trump, President Forever XXX
– Chicago Tribune / TNS
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