Sileri and the “poop”, Conte is prof All the worst of the week



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Italy changes color once again. Giuseppi the teacher turns into Rafael and, brush in hand, between a letter to Santa Claus and a selfie, paints the regions. This time he also “punished” the Reds. The real ones. We are practically locked in, but woe to say. For charity. And while the Italians stumble forward, he lines up his managers. Everyone to the English school. According to the newspaper Il Tempo, 46 ​​top-level executives were forced by Giuseppi to take 25 hours of lessons in as many personalized courses face to face with the English teacher at a cost of 29 thousand euros. Second-level executives and higher-ranking officials, on the other hand, will have to take 26 group courses of 50 hours reserved for mini-classes of six: a total of 1,300 hours of lessons at a cost of 39 thousand euros. But will they have benches with wheels?

PIERPAOLO SILERI

“Even the little one sees me on television. He is 16 months old and calls me poop. What can I tell you?” The radio undersecretary said he resigned. “He doesn’t call me dad, I’m a shitty Fantozziana, I have to tell you.” Well, if he says so.

GIUSEPPE TIANI

But in what country do we live? In the Chamber’s Constitutional Affairs Committee, the National Secretary of Siap and (former) president of Innovapuglia presented the anti-Covid “pendant”. If he did! Seriously.

“Today I wear a micro air purifier that costs 50 euros around my neck, a micro air purifier of Israeli technology: for a cubic meter around the user it generates cations that inhibit any virus that has a positive sign … it is a bacterial neutralizer and it must be distributed to the police forces and all the health workers involved. He would give us a hand to carry out our work with more serenity and above all to fight the virus with technology ”. to fall back in trans for the pendant.

GENERAL PAPPALARDO

The leader of the orange vests today in the square exclaimed aloud: “Bastards! You are creating a dictatorship all over the world! But we of the Orange Vests, Forza Nuova and other movements, created the Global Council of Patriots. We have appointed Donald Trump as president of the Global Council of Patriots! “; “Now we will go to the front of the United States Embassy to deliver to President Trump a certificate with which we name him Paladin of Justice, defender of Democracy and the Peoples.” Do you need to add more?

SAVERIO COTTICELLI

Speaking of generals …

The former ad acta health commissioner in Calabria in an interview with La7 said: “I don’t know what happened to me at the time. It seemed like my stunt double. I do not recognize myself, I did not connect. I made the anti-Covid plan! I’m trying to find out from a doctor if I’ve been sick or something else. Because that interview is preceded by a series of attacks that reached me through the media and institutions. I was stunned, which I’m looking into. Then I threw up and had a terrible night. I want to know what happened to me. I don’t know if they drugged me, I wasn’t lucid. I’m investigating… ”Could he have been drugged?

GIUSEPPE ZUCCATELLI

The new Calabrian health commissioner appointed by the Government in April had told the young interviewers on the web channel “UNITED in Hope – Voice of the voiceless”

“Alarm, why? Do you know how many more dangerous things are around? For example, when you hear about a gas cylinder exploding in the air … if I see a truck with gas cylinders on the highway I am afraid, I accelerate to escape ”; “Look at me, at 70 eating I have to be careful because otherwise it is toxic. Drinking I have to be careful because I can no longer raise my elbow as I would have liked before. I can’t have women anymore because now I use it as a catheter … Guys, fuck now that you can! Don’t worry, you are the right age and the right hormones! “But in what hands are we? If they are friends of Roberto Speranza.

SANDRA ZAMPA

“I appreciated very much that Pfizer waited for the result of the US elections and the defeat of that champion Donald Trump to announce the extraordinary efficacy of the Covid vaccine. Science makes us dream,” chirped the PD undersecretary.

VITTORIO SGARBI

About Trump and the US elections. The critic writes on social media: “After all, Trump does not ask for anything else to do like the PD: govern having lost the elections.” How to blame him.

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