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The evening begins with the ugly Amadeus jacket and the awards ceremony Gaudian, winner of the new proposals. The shot then switches to some forty photographers perched in the gallery creating a picturesque gathering, even if one never fails to remember that a San remo They have 75 pages of anti-Covid protocol that blinds everyone, even when they go to the bathroom.
Meanwhile, the powerful energy of the Mane bursts onto the stage and tousles the orchestra performers, appearing perfectly in line with tonight’s female guest: shiny as cocaine after being in the fridge for a week, hilarious as a business economics lesson, hits the stage Barbara palombelli.
To make matters worse Fiorello He pulls out a series of jokes about tourist towns from the nineties that don’t help get off the ground tonight. Luckily our Oriettona arrives, with her shimmering cape and caramel pink dress. For a moment I would like to abandon irony, to express all my admiration for this woman who at 77 is the true stranger of the Festival. Endowed with great irony, intelligence and genuine sympathy, she is the moral winner of this San Remo 2021.
Meanwhile, it arrives Achille Lauro and her punk rock painting, but the real surprise is not her white wedding dress and passionate kiss with guitarist Boss Doms, but the fact that she performs before 1 a.m. Fiorello is also added to the painting, in a bet darkettona with a crown of thorns on his head and sings with Lauro a mix between I do not mind me Rolls Royce. During this night, if we ever had any doubts, confirmation came that without the hunchback Amadeus he is a lost man. But also that he is a world champion in choosing ugly jackets to wear at the Festival. After the bluette, it is the turn of the pink.
If the duo Maneskin – Manuel Agnelli from two nights ago was the most beautiful thing ever seen on the Ariston stage in recent times, the monologue of Barbara palombelli He is the ugliest of all. Putting aside the verve of a catechist, the monologue is a jumble of cliches interspersed with stories from her adolescence, in which the lady describes herself as a rebellious child who loved the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Her father wanted her to be shy and balanced like Cinquetti, but she was all drugs, sex, and rock & roll. Could anyone point out that Gigliola Cinquetti At 73 he looks like his daughter, but hey. I would have thought of it all, after this pandemic, but never to receive lessons in rebellion from Barbara Palombelli. Unfortunately, audio problems never arise when they are really needed.
After this moment of high television, the evening is increasingly slow and free of bites. The big names of the race follow one another and as the worst never ends, Francesco Renga he is forced to repeat the performance due to technical problems.
At two in the morning, Amadeus proudly claims that he has saved 45 minutes, because the end of the evening was scheduled for a quarter to three. What an ass! Tomorrow is another day. And there is still San Remo.
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