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The second phase is the live broadcast season. Facebook, chaired by an indisputable diarchy: Luca Zaia and Vincenzo De Luca who, in terms of presence in agencies and social networks, surpass their colleagues for their evident superiority.
In reality, the Venetian president has a daily presence with his people. “Press points”, a kind of one-man show with exhausting times and an original concept.
Here, the Northern League politician updates regional contagion data, cups the number of births, greets journalists like old school friends, sponsors Venetian products, advertises local ice creams, conducts DIY test in alive, show the quick swab, fix the microphones, lash out at the Hellenes for restrictions imposed in May by the Greece to some Italian regions. As if that were not enough, it dusts off the best repertoire of the Northern League against “young and healthy” African immigrants, Tso promises and immediate incarceration for those who violate the isolation, eclipse apocalyptic scenarios for the rise of RT (except to deny all the day after) recalls the Saturday of the town, the pious ox, the steep hills, the aphorisms of Sallust.
However, he often dramatically gets stuck on the subjunctive or stumbles over the pronunciation of the term “native” or, in the eagerness to sound like a literate scholar, falls with all his feet into an epochal error, such as March 31, when he recited such a poem Enacleonte da Gela, “historian from 233 BC.”. Too bad Enacleon never existed. In fact it is a Fiction character by a computer scientist from Palermo, Marcello troisi, who deliberately spread his joke on social media to demonstrate the credulity of Internet users. Successful experiment and done quickly.
Even the slips on the scientific front are no less: it is not uncommon for Zaia, in front of an audience numbed by her torrential soliloquy, to turn virology like a mat without ever contradicting it. And then the Rt are presented in percentage and the canonical “patient 0” becomes “Patients 00” like refined flours.
The “zaiani” corollaries about the virus, on the other hand, are wasted like candy: the coronavirus could be artificial (May 9), the virus that circulates in Lombardy could be one mutation (March 4), it’s virus “migratory” it is more aggressive than the local (July 13).
Another tireless speaker and skilled tribune is Vincenzo De Luca, which opens the second phase with an excited verbal fight in the Campania Regional Council and with its hail of metaphorical slaps to “Normal morons and double jerks” and there “Old boars” jogging without a mask.
Obviously hard blow against nightlife: the May 22nd De Luca will launch the “cafoneria zero” campaign, also warning young people vodka sold cheaply on the premises, certainly “Distilled in the sewer networks” from the cities of Campania.
The spring-summer four-month period is for De Luca also the time of economic claims to the government, inevitably seasoned with scattered enigmas, such as the silence of the Minister of Economy Gualtieri sarcastically presumed dead, or denouncing a “Northern interests block “.
But phase 2 is also the moment of a fight between the Lombards and Samnites, all to the sound of broadside and pernacchie, between the Campanian politician and Matteo salvini, defined by De Luca in the order: “Milanese exponent of sovereignty that travels through Italy to be watched by New glasses, baby diaper color“,” Political ass that has brayed again “,” peasant “,” equine “, “Three times donkey”, “Genetically pure ass,” who makes statements in violation of anti-harvesting rules “along with whip teresa“(Giorgia Meloni, ed), someone who “has a face like yours lower back, also worn“,” The Neanderthal “, one who” had a wonderful woman by his side (Elisa isoardi, ed) and spent the afternoons sending the tweet about broccoli and chicory“.
The Regional Welfare Councilor of Lombardy deserves a separate chapter, Giulio Gallera, who, in blunder terms, fights for primacy with Zaia. His direct videos, halfway between Sergio Baracco’s teleshopping and the parody of a lesson by maestro Manzi, are a forge of pearls that will remain in history.
Everything explodes may 23, when the Milanese politician gives a ramshackle explanation ofRt: “0,51 what does it mean? That to get infected you have to find two infected at the same time, and it is not so easy to find two infected people at the same time to infect myself ”.
A month later, during an online conference organized by Rcs Academy, praising the public-private union in the Lombardy health emergency, stresses that “even Private clinics have opened their luxurious rooms to ordinary patients transferred from public hospitals.“.
the July 6th, in the course of a television link, talks about body temperature in percentage terms (“37.5% fever”).
the 17 august advertise in Instagram who had an accident playing paddle tennis and, as a new Orazio Coclite, will display his war wounds by publishing two self-portraits that immortalize him with a Smurf-style head bandage.
His gaffes will continue in the following months as well, such as when On December 6 it will violate the orange zone naively giving away the body of crime on Instagram with a screenshot of the GPS and a selfie in gym clothes, then blaming the slip on the fact that he was “lost in thought.”
But when rewinding the tape, other memorable pearls followed one another during the first wave: March 25, with 1643 infections and 296 deaths in Lombardy, announces with great fanfare that Facebook has paid tribute to “Blue Label” the page of Lombardy News which hosts their live videos in the afternoon, which is rewarding “A new way of communicating to provide information.”
Six days later, an unconvincing explanation of the encounter at the opening ceremony of thehospital at Fiera di Milano: “When we all have glasses, even if there are closer distances, we are still protected. So spacing is important, but if we are all protected, no need to be five feet apart“.
The months of “phase 3” follow one another with the summer ‘free for all’, the optimism of the center-right regional presidents pushed to a paroxysm (Giovanni toti in the first line), apodictic phrases of Salvini in end of emergency, the reopening of nightclubs that, after the well-known scenes of August, will be closed immediately, infections to Multimillionaire and the strange case of “prostatitis” by Flavio Briatore.
The rest is history: today we are still paying the very high price of Second wave, with its first exponential and then linear progression of victims. But the hope of the vaccine has now become a certainty..
At the end of this infernal year, it would be good if this reality were accompanied by another great hope to be realized: that of greater general responsibility. Personal and public.
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