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With theaters closed around the world, Marvel fans hoping to see the movie “Black Widow” this summer have to wait longer now that the release has been postponed for November. According to Insider, other movies are slated in Phase 4 of the MCU for 2021 (The Eternals, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness) and 2022 (Thor: Love and Thunder, Black Panther 2, Captain Marvel 2).
That’s why Twitter user @SunTzilla watched the previous movies during quarantine. Subsequently, he went on to criticize each and every Avenger without holding back. From Spiderman to Hulk, everyone roasted. Check it out.
I just watched all the movies in MCU at Disney + here is my review of all the heroes.
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Captain America
The righteous know it all those who only have powers because they injected steroids. pic.twitter.com/TkIfSmOVHr
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Captain marvel
Type of person who waits until a problem gets out of control before offering help to make him look like a hero. Where was she when Thanos first landed on earth? in space twerking for Aliens. pic.twitter.com/81zS2NQSFJ
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
The incredible Hulk
Typical meat head that has no technique when it comes to fighting. Anyone with basic BJJ skills could probably beat him in a fight. pic.twitter.com/IfCPuFDzt0
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Thor
He didn’t even bother calling his girlfriend from Earth when he came to visit to help the Avengers fight Loki.
He probably has hoes across the galaxy, he’s the superhero version of rapper Future, a true leader in the field of toxic masculinity. pic.twitter.com/7hnYK7LsrK
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Loki
Type of person who will suggest committing some crimes together and then give away when they catch you. Tekashi 69 from the MCU. pic.twitter.com/4x8NDUqxS0
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Iron Man
I wish Batman was that bad, but he has no melee combat skills. There’s nothing he can do if his suit runs out of batteries, just an over-the-top Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/NKVFibhfIv
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Black Panther
His cousin hit him, and he also opened Wakanda to the Americans. Brother, do you really think that a guy named ‘Captain America’ is not going to colonize you and steal your vibranium at the first opportunity? Fool boy pic.twitter.com/sBzkmQDRR5
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Black widow
An excellent example of how below-average white people can secure high-ranking positions. He got into Avengers because he knows a little karate. pic.twitter.com/Ux42WODOyM
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Hawk Eye
Bro must have exited the Lord of The Ring set and entered the wrong franchise because how do you try to fight aliens with a bow and arrow? Useless. pic.twitter.com/NAjbSHeiuw
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Nick Fury
Type of boss that forces you to work during the coronavirus even if you are not a key worker. pic.twitter.com/qLrL15LoJ0
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Dr. Strange
Mf saw 14 million futures and didn’t think it would be a good idea to tell us about the coronavirus. pic.twitter.com/vxX7APifBw
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Gamora
The idiot knew where the soul stone was all along, instead of using it to accumulate an army of killer zombies by the time Thanos finally comes, she’s keeping secrets. Died from lack of preparation. pic.twitter.com/MMnWeYRoRp
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Peter Quill
Mf needs to update his playlist, he still listens to music from the 1970s. If he were listening to Future he wouldn’t have been thrilled and they would have beaten Thanos in Infinity War. pic.twitter.com/9tnqgjg8De
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Groot
He doesn’t talk much. I respect that. pic.twitter.com/gZIOwe6dy4
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Rocket
A true G, you just know he was stealing from his black air forces before all that Guardian of the galaxy nonsense. pic.twitter.com/J2HdZ9tzwP
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Ant Man
All he had to do was get into Thanos’ ass and expand and that would have killed him. Tony Stark died because he didn’t take one for the team. pic.twitter.com/y2ZLjDfK32
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Thanos
The guy was clearly a little crazy, but at least he wasn’t racist. He was a genocidal man of equal opportunity. Anyone can get it. pic.twitter.com/CMhzztsWm0
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Hawk
He pulled the white man out of the top position, the first black Captain America. Dr. Umar Johnson would be proud. pic.twitter.com/2vdEjRO24c
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Wanda
One of the most powerful characters in the MCU, but still caused half of Earth’s population to break because he was in a relationship with a red Mac Book Book. Proof that women are crazy. pic.twitter.com/s21FS9lARb
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
When people on the internet pointed out that they skipped Spiderman and The Winter Soldier, this is what they had to say. Have a look.
How can I forget Spiderman what are you asking? Probably because it was forgettable. I can’t take seriously a boy who was almost killed by a special effects artist. Mysterios’ only power was photoshop. pic.twitter.com/4rwNYXQAkI
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 19, 2020
The streets asked why I never included the winter soldier, it is because he is a tramp who is not even worth it. The man thought it was the Undertaker with his long hair and wistful face. pic.twitter.com/tcHPxZV8BE
– Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 20, 2020
We are all in favor of this honest and frank analysis with which every deficiency or error was mentioned. Interestingly, only Groot was spared from criticism. Do you agree with the evaluation or is it too harsh?
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